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    Immigration laws


    Immigration Laws

    1.
    If you migrate to this country, you must speak the native language.

    2.
    You have to be a professional or an investor. No unskilled workers allowed.

    3.
    There will be no special bilingual programs in the schools, no special ballots for elections, all government business will be conducted in our language.

    4.
    Foreigners will NOT have the right to vote no matter how long they are here.

    5.
    Foreigners will NEVER be able to hold political office.

    6.
    Foreigners will not be a burden to the taxpayers. No welfare, no food stamps, no health care, or other government assistance programs.

    7.
    Foreigners can invest in this country, but it must be an amount equal to 40,000 times the daily minimum wage.

    8.
    If foreigners do come and want to buy land that will be okay, BUT options will be restricted. You are not allowed waterfront property. That is reserved for citizens naturally born into this country.

    9.
    Foreigners may not protest; no demonstrations, no waving a foreign flag, no political organizing, no badmouthing our president or his policies, if you do, you will be sent home.

    10.
    If you do come to this country illegally, you will be hunted down and sent straight to jail.

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    Harsh, you say? The above regulations happen to be the immigration code of Mexico!

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    Immigration laws

    RACIST!

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    Immigration laws

    I'd agree with most, but not all.
    And I'm not a racist, I hate everyone equally.

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    Immigration laws

    I agree but not with all. Canada wouldn't give me a work visa and therefore wouldn't let me in TWICE in one week (talk about long azz drives) It was all because I didnt' have enough proof I wasn't stealing a job from a Canadian. I would definitely have let them do my work if it was feasible......then they almost wouldn't let me back in the States.....hmm..maybe they were trying to tell me something.....

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