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    Had to take care of a garbage picker tonight! Bad timing for him, fireworks did a good job of covering the shot.

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    Damn son! What was the last thing that went through his mind?

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    I woulda stomped his face after I shot him

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    what did you get him with?

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    Originally posted by ZX-12R
    Damn son! What was the last thing that went through his mind?
    The bullet or the back of his head - depending on which punchline you prefer.

    What you use? 22 - nice and quiet....

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    BOOOM HEADSHOT!!!!

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    great now i got to tellmy kids their pet "musky" is dead.....


    thanks !

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    Originally posted by 01YZF6
    great now i got to tellmy kids their pet "musky" is dead.....


    thanks !
    Don't forget to tell them I ran over Spanky last night too.

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    You should have shot him the legs, badly wounding, but not killing him, just as payback for all the times you've had to pick up the mess its made.

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    so did ya cook him & eat him? that'd be pretty ironic, eh? He eats your trash, you eat him

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    Originally posted by OreoGaborio
    so did ya cook him & eat him? that'd be pretty ironic, eh? He eats your trash, you eat him

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    hey... 'coon's good eats!

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    R.I.P.

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    Originally posted by OreoGaborio
    hey... 'coon's good eats!
    nice racist post for post 7979 you fuckin racist bastard.

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    Originally posted by Punjistick
    what did you get him with?
    22LR at about 20 ft. It was MUCH quieter than the misc. fireworks going on through out the neighborhood. Unfortunately it is a young one, so there is a mom somewhere out there. Hopefully she gets the hint and teaches the kids to stay away from that garbage.

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    wait... u mean that's a black guy? Damn, i thought it was a coon cat

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    Originally posted by brewmaster
    22LR
    Did I call that or what?

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