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    If Your S.O. Isn't On The Board...

    ...what's the big ticket item you got for them this year, if you went that route?

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    Trip to Cancun...and I even get to go with her


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    neither of us is big into Xmas... and $$$ is kinda tight right now... so we agreed to not get each other gifts. instead, we're heading off to a semi-posh inn next weekend, to be spoiled & concentrate on each other...

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    I let her go and spend 10 days in Louisiana, and she got a new timing belt put in her car...She better not gimme any crap, when it's time to go tune a couple of race bikes!

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    sparkley things

    I put $500.00 worth of stone in each one of my girls ears, the little one is sporting a new ride Suzuki JR50 she likes reving the piss out of it "squid". I did pretty good myself...New M/C leather jacket and a g/c to http://www.rockymountainatv.com. A kid in a candy store I tell you!

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    Originally posted by zombie
    typical scotsman , spends all his money on nooky and drink
    aye, whereas the typical irishman spends his on..???

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    Good goin' guys! I guess now ya'll can post whether or not your S.O. is on the board!

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    Me and the misses put off the big ticket items for this year to save for a 12 day trip to Tahiti. She's been talkin about this for some time now. Bungalows on the water the whole nine yards.

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    one of his wishes was for christmas booty


    haha





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    If Your S.O. Isn't On The Board...

    Originally posted by zombie
    he must be part scots



    btw: happy boxing day, ya wanker

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    I got her some new shark skinz and some new tires. Next month it will be tire warmers and a plastic gas tank. Ohh.. wait you mean S.O. as in girlfriend.. ahh since mine broke up with me 3 days before christmas I was able to return all of the big ticket stuff and will now spend it on the 1 lady in my life who has never left me in the dark.. maybe in the dirt of Turn 6 or in the tires of turn 2 but she still knows how to put a smile on my face.



    Women!!

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    If Your S.O. Isn't On The Board...

    Originally posted by RSVMILLE661
    I got her some new shark skinz and some new tires. Next month it will be tire warmers and a plastic gas tank. Ohh.. wait you mean S.O. as in girlfriend.. ahh since mine broke up with me 3 days before christmas I was able to return all of the big ticket stuff and will now spend it on the 1 lady in my life who has never left me in the dark.. maybe in the dirt of Turn 6 or in the tires of turn 2 but she still knows how to put a smile on my face.



    Women!!
    Oh well, At least the new woman won't bitch when you bring her to the track and ride her HARD... That's what she was designed for...

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    Amen to that.. She has been the one woman in my life doesn't complain if I mis-treat her a bit. I actually think she kinda likes it.

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    Yep, Dig her nose in the dirt once and a while....buy her some new clothes and she is good as new


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    Yeah, but it's still the same ol' dirt bag riding both!

    (Ha! I'm cracking me up today!)

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    Thats Mr. Dirt bag to you!!

    Whether its digging her nose in the dirt or bouncing her head off the head board. My bike loves me no matter what. And women wonder why men spend so much time in the garage


    It all good though.. So if anyone out there knows of a girl willing to date a "dirt bag" as our fearless leader has described lemme know.. Only thing is that she has to like bikes and understand that the racing season is like being in the National Guard.. "1 weekend a month 2 weeks a year" Oh yeah she has to be Hot and willing to

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    If Your S.O. Isn't On The Board...

    Originally posted by RSVMILLE661
    So if anyone out there knows of a girl willing to date a "dirt bag" as our fearless leader has described lemme know.. Only thing is that she has to like bikes and understand that the racing season is like being in the National Guard.. "1 weekend a month 2 weeks a year" Oh yeah she has to be Hot and willing to



    Um if I coulda found that I probaly wouldn't have gotten married

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