Josh... was that you driving a Mercedes?

[nhroketboy]

Four men go golfing one day. Three of them head to the first tee and the fourth goes to take a leak. The three men start talking about their sons. The first mans says, "my son is a homebuilder. He's so successful he built a house for his friend, free of charge."

The second man says, "My son owns a big car dealership. He's doing so well the gave his friend a new MERCEDES, fully loaded."

Not be be outdone, the third man brags, "My son's a stockbroker. He gave a close buddy an entire portfolio."

The fourth man rejoins the group and the first mans says, "How's your son doing these days?"

"Well, my son is gay and he go-go dances in bars," the guy replies.

There's an awkward silence. "I'm not thrilled about his job," the guy continues, "but he must be doing well. He's got a new house, a MERCEDES and an impressive stock portfolio."


(taken from Maxim... by Robert Carley, Palmer, AK)

[Edited on 4/24/02 by nhroketboy]

[Frankenstein]

BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Oh, and

[AMan]

[PinHead]

Doh'