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    Line cutting assholes


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-cdK3eTPw4

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    Re: Line cutting assholes

    I like this approach better...


    Video near the bottom of the page.

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    Re: Line cutting assholes

    Ahh the good ole hippy shuffle.

    A while back there was some lady that tried to cut a bunch of us who were trying to register vehicles.

    I was next in line and she walks up to me and asks "Excuse me, sir, may I go next I just have one quick question?"

    I said "No. I'm on my lunch break and I have limited time to register my car.....and besides, did you ask the other 8 people behind me if this was okay?"

    She responds with "I'll be quick I promise."

    Again, I stated the same exact thing, "No. I'm on my lunch break and I have limited time.....and besides, did you ask the other 8 people behind me if this was okay?"

    So she just goes right up to the counter only to get rejected by the clerk!

    She walks past me and everyone else she tried to cut, trying to make her way to the exit, so I say "Hey, next time you should consider other people's schedules before you venture into public again....also, if it's just a quick question as you describe, then you should use this new invention called a telephone." (and I said it loud enough so it echoed in the hall ways)

    She calls me a jerk and everyone in line (including myself) laugh.

    Vindication through embarrassment.

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    Re: Line cutting assholes

    thats awesome. i just picture this frail little old lady being owned by you

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    Re: Line cutting assholes

    BERGS ..... YOU DA MAN!!!!!

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    Re: Line cutting assholes

    Fuggen classic.

    I like the sarcastic approach myself

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    Re: Line cutting assholes

    i hate people that stand in my back pocket in line. especially in places of importance like the bank. i have important info in may hand the last thing i want is some scumbag breathing down my neck reading my shit.

    i also make a big deal out of people who dont say thank you when you hold a door open for them. i give them a very loud "YOURE WELCOME" followed by an "asshole".

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    Re: Line cutting assholes

    Quote Originally Posted by SVRACER01 View Post
    i hate people that stand in my back pocket in line. especially in places of importance like the bank. i have important info in may hand the last thing i want is some scumbag breathing down my neck reading my shit.

    i also make a big deal out of people who dont say thank you when you hold a door open for them. i give them a very loud "YOURE WELCOME" followed by an "asshole".
    Right ON. I told a woman at the grocery the other day to back up a little and give me some space. She was literally shoving her cart in my back while I was unloading my basket. She looked at me puzzled "well what's wrong, you have plenty of space and I need to put my cart somewhere..." I looked at her as if my eyes were pistols and straight out told her "Back off!" I hate it, hate it when strangers stick too close to me in line. Same thing with doors...hold it for me, I'll say thank you. I'll hold it for you, you say thank you, please. Thank you. You're welcome.

    Oh yeah, I'm a bit on the frustrated side today, sorry...

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    Re: Line cutting assholes

    Quote Originally Posted by SVRACER01 View Post
    i hate people that stand in my back pocket in line. especially in places of importance like the bank. i have important info in may hand the last thing i want is some scumbag breathing down my neck reading my shit.

    i also make a big deal out of people who dont say thank you when you hold a door open for them. i give them a very loud "YOURE WELCOME" followed by an "asshole".
    Same here. What the fuck is so hard about saying thank you after you go out of your way to be courteous???!! assholes

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    Those vids are great.

    I love it when people feel the need to come into the small single serve ATM booths while your doing your transaction

    Also when I get coffee for the crew and I'm leaving with a tray of drinks and a bag. Head for the door and they don't hold it for ya.

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    Re: Line cutting assholes

    Bump Saturday....


    I was at the Nashoba Valley Snowtube Park today w/ Jenni, Nick & his girlfriend Melissa... the lines were ridiculous... we got 4 runs in two hours. Just before our 3rd run some guy & a girl come walking up beside us & start talking to the people in front of us... the guy asks if we mind if they cut in front of us. I said "Well, I don't really have a huge problem with it as long as every single person behind us that's been waiting says it's alright with them."

    he gives me a bit of a puzzled look.

    "So it's ok?"

    "No I told you, you'll have to ask everyone else behind me"

    "But you don't mind?"

    "Lemme put it this way... yeah, I do mind, we've all been waiting a very long time."

    they promptly disappeared to the back of the line. Nick, Jenni & Melissa were all like ".... well that worked"

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    Re: Line cutting assholes

    prick











    ....i like it....!

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    Re: Line cutting assholes

    I love it.
    My favorite person is the asshat who stuffs themself in at the last possible moment in a line of traffic waiting to get off at a busy highway exit. The true asshat, though is that person who stuffs themself and the IMMEDIATELY battles the next person who tries to pull the exact same move they just pulled.

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