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    lines i'm planning on putting in my resume

    digital circuit designer.
    knowledge of perl.
    haven't unleashed corporation-killing email virus in at *least* 8 weeks.
    skilled at delegating tasks.
    never been caught stealing office supplies.
    do not throw own feces when angered.

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    your hired

    i need someone 2 plant 2lips

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    lines i'm planning on putting in my resume

    another one i forgot:
    no longer contagious

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