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Little Mary Margaret

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    Little Mary Margaret


    Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in
    Catholic School.
    Usually she slept through the class. One day her
    Teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping.
    "Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?"
    When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was
    Her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and
    jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!" shouted Mary
    Margaret.
    The Nun said,"Very good" and continued
    teaching her class. A little later the Nun asked Mary
    Margaret, "Who is our Lord and Savior?" But Mary
    didn't stir from her slumber.
    Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck
    Mary Margaret in the butt. "Jesus Christ!!!" shouted
    Mary Margaret and the Nun once again said, "Very
    good," and Mary Margaret fell back asleep.
    The Nun asked her a third question..."What did Eve say to
    Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"
    Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Mary Margaret
    jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing
    in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"
    The Nun fainted.



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    Little Mary Margaret

    I find this joke to be rude and distasteful...and just down right offensive

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThisBitch View Post
    From my experience, its the natural red heads (aka gingers) that have no soul--- I mean are crazy.

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    Little Mary Margaret

    got anymore?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThisBitch View Post
    From my experience, its the natural red heads (aka gingers) that have no soul--- I mean are crazy.

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