There once was a gal named Lewinsky
> > Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
> > 'Twas "Hail to the Chief"
> > On this flute made of beef
> > That stole the front page from Kaczynski.

Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky
> > We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,
> > Since you made such a mess, Use the hem of
> > your dress and wipe that stuff off of your chinsky

Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
> > What Kaczynski must surely have known:
> > That an intern is better
> > Than a bomb in a letter
> > When deciding how best to be blown.