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Mannings and Brady

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    Mannings and Brady

    Too funny not to post!

    Three quarterbacks, Peyton Manning, Eli Manning and Tom Brady, go to heaven to visit God. God decides who will sit next to him by asking the boys a question...

    God asks Peyton Manning first: 'What do you believe?' Peyton thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, 'I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my fans.' God can't help but see the essential goodness of Peyton, and offers him a seat to his left.

    Then God turns to Eli Manning and says, 'What do you believe?' Eli says,'I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the fundamentals of life. I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose, I've always tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the playing fields.' God is greatly moved by Eli's sincere eloquence, and he offers him a seat to his right.

    Finally, God turns to Tom Brady : 'And you, Tom, what do you believe?'

    Tom replies, 'I believe you're in my seat.'

    Go Pats! 18-0

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    Go Pats!

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    PATS RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Hahaha, love it!

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    Peyton Manning dies and goes to heaven. St Peter greets him at the gate and says "Peyton, you are a fine man, a great sportsman and a hero to so many. You have earned a beautiful home in heaven." He takes Manning to a gorgeous 5000sq ft 7 bedroom house adorned with green horseshoes. A colts logo on the lawn, colts flags hanging from every window.

    Manning is very impressed and pleased, but then he looks across the road and sees a 10,000 sq ft house with 10 bedrooms, red, white and blue Patriots flag flying from the roof. The house also has a Patriots logo painted Ferrari and matching Custom Motorcycle parked in the driveway. The Patriots logo lawn has all the Pats cheerleaders practicing their routines on it, while deceased Pats season ticket holders watch and drink beer from an everlasting keg and eat Kobi beef from a solid platinum grill.

    Peyton says to St. Peter "I'm as good a person as Tom Brady. Why does he get a bigger, better house than me in heaven?"

    St. Peter chuckles and says 'Heh, that's not Tom Brady's house, that's God's house!!"

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