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Microsoft smoked a bowl... and chilled.

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    Lifer oreo_n2's Avatar
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    Mar 2002
    Amherst, NH

    Microsoft smoked a bowl... and chilled.

    And then they imagined if instead of cryptic, geeky text strings, your computer produced error messages in haiku...

    A file that big?
    It might be very useful.
    But now it is gone.

    Yesterday it worked
    Today it is not working
    Windows is like that

    The Web site you seek
    cannot be located but
    endless others exist

    Chaos reigns within.
    Reflect, repent, and reboot.
    Order shall return.

    ABORTED effort:
    Close all that you have.
    You ask way too much.

    First snow, then silence.
    This thousand dollar screen dies
    so beautifully.

    With searching comes loss
    and the presence of absence:
    "My Novel" not found.

    The Tao that is seen
    Is not the true Tao, until
    You bring fresh toner.

    Windows NT crashed.
    I am the Blue Screen of Death.
    No one hears your screams.

    Stay the patient course
    Of little worth is your ire
    The network is down

    A crash reduces
    your expensive computer
    to a simple stone.

    Three things are certain:
    Death, taxes, and lost data.
    Guess which has occurred.

    You step in the stream,
    but the water has moved on.
    This page is not here.

    Out of memory.
    We wish to hold the whole sky,
    But we never will.

    Having been erased,
    The document you're seeking
    Must now be retyped.

    Rather than a beep
    Or a rude error message,
    These words: "File not found."

    Serious error.
    All shortcuts have disappeared.
    Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

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    Brent LRRS #772
    2006 KTM 560 SMR

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    Member Rabid1's Avatar
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    Microsoft smoked a bowl... and chilled.

    Man that is some funny shit.....

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