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    aka Johnny Valve Stem need4speed's Avatar
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    You might have missed reading this

    To Kill an American

    You probably missed it in the rush of news last
    week, but there was actually a report that
    someone in Pakistan had published in a newspaper
    an offer of a reward to anyone who killed an
    American, any American.

    So an Australian dentist wrote the following to
    let everyone know what an American is, so they
    would know when they found one. (Good one ya,

    An American is English, or French, or Italian,
    Irish, German, Spanish, Polish, Russian or Greek.
    An American may also be Canadian, Mexican,
    African, Indian, Chinese, Japanese, Korean,
    Australian, Iranian, Asian, or Arab, or
    Pakistani, or Afghan. An American may also be a
    Cherokee, Osage, Blackfoot, Navaho, Apache,
    Seminole or one of the many other tribes known as
    native Americans.

    An American is Christian, or he could be Jewish,
    or Buddhist, or Muslim. In fact, there are more
    Muslims in America than in Afghanistan. The only
    difference is that in America they are free to
    worship as each of them chooses. An American is
    also free to believe in no religion. For that he
    will answer only to God, not to the government,
    or to armed thugs claiming to speak for the
    government and for God.

    An American is from the most prosperous land in
    the history of the world. The root of that
    prosperity can be found in the Declaration of
    Independence, which recognizes the God given
    right of each person the pursuit of happiness.

    An American is generous. Americans have helped
    out just about every other nation in the world in
    their time of need. When Afghanistan was overrun
    by the Soviet army 20 years ago, Americans came
    with arms and supplies to enable the people to
    win back their country.! As of the morning of
    September 11, Americans had given more than any
    other nation to the poor in Afghanistan.

    Americans welcome the best, the best products,
    the best books, the best music, the best food,
    the best athletes. But they also welcome the

    The national symbol of America, The Statue of
    Liberty, welcomes your tired and your poor, the
    wretched refuse of your teeming shores, the
    homeless, tempest tossed. These in fact are the
    people who built America. Some of them were
    working in the Twin Towers the morning of
    September 11, 2001 earning a better life for
    their families. I've been told that the World
    Trade Center victims were from at least 30 other
    countries, cultures, and first languages,
    including those that aided and abetted the

    So you can try to kill an American if you must.
    Hitler did. So did General Tojo, and Stalin, and
    Mao Tse-Tung, and every bloodthirsty tyrant in
    the history of the world. But, in doing so you
    would just be killing yourself. Because Americans
    are not a particular people from a particular
    place. They are the embodiment of the human
    spirit of freedom. Everyone who holds to that
    spirit, everywhere, is an American.

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    Hey did you see that cop RevHappy's Avatar
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    That right there was awesome!

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    Me? Sarchastic?? Nooooo!! FazerChic's Avatar
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    You might have missed reading this

    Well put.

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