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    NESR is now closed


    Due to the recent reformat in the forum we have encountered a larger than normal influx of members. We do not like you. You all scare us. Hell I am most likely in the group of "new assholes" but like it here. But unfortunately its to late for anyone, all is lost. We hate all the fuckers that come on here and try to get info, give info, or just try to go for a ride. There are to many threads and that pisses us off also. If you want to go to any moto related site and talk about anything please refer to gofuckyourself.com as we no longer care.

    If you continue to come here all you will find is all the new assholes and will learn nothing. In fact the answer to all the questions that will be asked in the future is -go fuck yourself.-

    If you stay you must have
    3 MSF courses under your belt
    Full leathers (vanson or better)
    A $400 or greater helmet
    12 track days
    6 years street riding
    Know (personalty) 10 members on NESR
    a 3.87 GPA
    1390 on your SAT
    130+ IQ
    8"+ penis, or no longer than 4" deep vag
    5000 post count (but must all be relevant posts)
    Owned at least 7 bikes in your life
    And must be over 26

    If you don't meet the previous requirements go find a different website to waste your time with.

    Maybe try socalstreetriders.com or anydotcombutherebecauseyousuck.com

    Due to the fact that I don't meet any of the aforementioned requirements I will be on stuipidjackass.com if anyone cares

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    Auto Submit

    Click that link and it will be all better

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    Quote Originally Posted by fasterthanu View Post

    Due to the fact that I don't meet any of the aforementioned requirements I will be on stuipidjackass.com if anyone cares
    Squid

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    sweet! im still in!

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    hahaha, welcome to NESR

    fasterthan...you need a hobby to take up your time from the forums...have you considered world of warcraft?

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    Quote Originally Posted by fasterthanu View Post
    8"+ penis, or no longer than 4" deep vag

    This would help prevent NESR inbreeding.


    If it doesn't fit... you must acquit!

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    Thanks Rob



    Quote Originally Posted by SVRACER01 View Post
    sweet! im still in!
    I want to see the 130+ IQ MR. mover

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bhavesh View Post
    hahaha, welcome to NESR

    fasterthanu...you need a hobby to take up your time from the forums...have you considered motorcycling?
    Have you been outside lately?

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    Quote Originally Posted by l3uddha View Post
    i leave for 5 fucking minutes and this is what happens...
    Fuck you, got get a Brazillian girl drunk

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    Quote Originally Posted by fasterthanu View Post
    Thanks Rob





    I want to see the 130+ IQ MR. mover
    Brian Oxx
    IQ:131


    see... told you so

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    My bad, you must get 20pts for every inch of beard

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    and 10 for every inch of my...... ahh nevermind...too easy

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    Quote Originally Posted by fasterthanu View Post
    Due to the recent reformat in the forum we have encountered a larger than normal influx of members. We do not like you. You all scare us. Hell I am most likely in the group of "new assholes" but like it here. But unfortunately its to late for anyone, all is lost. We hate all the fuckers that come on here and try to get info, give info, or just try to go for a ride. There are to many threads and that pisses us off also. If you want to go to any moto related site and talk about anything please refer to gofuckyourself.com as we no longer care.

    If you continue to come here all you will find is all the new assholes and will learn nothing. In fact the answer to all the questions that will be asked in the future is -go fuck yourself.-

    If you stay you must have
    3 MSF courses under your belt
    Full leathers (vanson or better)
    A $400 or greater helmet
    12 track days
    6 years street riding
    Know (personalty) 10 members on NESR
    a 3.87 GPA
    1390 on your SAT
    130+ IQ
    8"+ penis, or no longer than 4" deep vag
    5000 post count (but must all be relevant posts)
    Owned at least 7 bikes in your life
    And must be over 26

    If you don't meet the previous requirements go find a different website to waste your time with.

    Maybe try socalstreetriders.com or anydotcombutherebecauseyousuck.com

    Due to the fact that I don't meet any of the aforementioned requirements I will be on stuipidjackass.com if anyone cares

    John...I like the fact you had so much time on your hands to write this. Your definately on my list of 10.

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    BYE BYE John we'll miss U

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    Originally Posted by hammadown .....
    The rule is:
    If even Zip Tie Alley says, "no you shouldn't use a zip tie on that" you REALLLLLLY shouldn't use a zip tie on that! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by fasterthanu View Post
    Thanks Rob

    Anything else i can do to help?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TESTINGurTOMATO View Post
    BYE BYE John we'll miss U
    ummmm...you have to leave too

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    Quote Originally Posted by reiobard View Post
    Anything else i can do to help?
    I'm running out of beer quick, its not to far from NH to my house...right?



    Yes Oxx WAY to easy, sorry.


    10 what Steve? I hope its assholes



    Matty I expect beer from you first, since your closest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by l3uddha View Post
    and pet the kitty if you're stressed out.
    Fuck the damn cat

    He don't got beer


    and no, I made my own coffee this morning...but I still fukt it up

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    awww damn you to hell Oxx

    Stewie RULES

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    Originally Posted by hammadown .....
    The rule is:
    If even Zip Tie Alley says, "no you shouldn't use a zip tie on that" you REALLLLLLY shouldn't use a zip tie on that! lol

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    Is there a grandfather rule?

    I only have 5 out of 14...........




    On second thought.....go fuck yourself!

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    Quote Originally Posted by l3uddha View Post
    you got more booze in your apartment than anyone i've ever met. you'll be ok. just don't do anything i wouldn't do. and trying that with the cat is a lot more trouble than it's worth fyi.

    Yeah but I only got 1 more beer after the one I'm drinking now. I need to have booze with beer. Plus what the hell is that supposed to mean? Are you calling me an alcoholic? I have only drank 3/4 of a 5th and 12ish beers today. And for the last time some one broke into the hotel room and puked in the bed.



    What exactly would that be?


    That is just disturbing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaynnus View Post
    Is there a grandfather rule?

    I only have 5 out of 14...........




    On second thought.....go fuck yourself!

    If you qualify for the B part of #11 you have immunity

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    oops, I edited my post...try world of warcraft?

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    I find it odd that a newbie is posting about newbies.

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