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News story of the year. What are the odds? Couple nearly killed by falling cow.

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    News story of the year. What are the odds? Couple nearly killed by falling cow.


    What are the odds? Couple nearly killed by falling cow | KOMO-TV - Seattle, Washington | Local & Regional

    By Associated Press
    MANSON, Wash. (AP) - A Chelan County fire chief says a couple were lucky they weren't killed by a cow that fell off a cliff and smashed their minivan.

    District 5 Chief Arnold Baker says they missed being killed by a matter of inches Sunday as they drove on Highway 150 near Manson.

    The 600-pound cow fell about 200 feet and landed on the hood of the minivan carrying Charles Everson Jr. and his wife Linda of Westland, Mich., who were in the area celebrating their one-year wedding anniversary. They were checked at Lake Chelan Community Hospital as a precaution.

    The van was heavily damaged, including a broken windshield.

    Charles Everson says he kept repeating, "I don't believe this. I don't believe this."

    The year-old cow had been reported missing by a breeder. It was euthanized at the scene.

    There's just WAY too much going on in this article... frankly, it boggles the mind.

    First, a cow falls off 200 foot cliff... that's crazy.....
    Then it landed on the hood of a van... insane....
    The van was DRIVING DOWN THE HIGHWAY... rediculous...
    It almost killed two people... that was close...
    They were only there because they were celebrating their anniversary... talk about shit luck.
    and finally THE COW SURVIVED THE FALL!!!

    It's too perfect... this can NOT be a coincidence!!! I vote attempted TRIPPLE murder. Someone wanted a free steak, didn't like this couple & took the opportunity to kill THREE birds (well two people & a cow) with one stone (moo).

    Someone PUSHED... THAT COW!!!

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    News story of the year. What are the odds? Couple nearly killed by falling cow.

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    There's just WAY too much going on in this article... frankly, it boggles the mind.

    First, a cow falls off 200 foot cliff... that's crazy.....
    Then it landed on the hood of a van that was DRIVING DOWN THE HIGHWAY... insane....
    It almost killed two people... that was close...
    They were only there because they were celebrating their anniversary... talk about shit luck.
    and finally THE COW SURVIVED THE FALL!!!

    It's too rediculous... this can NOT be a coincidence!!! i vote attempted TRIPPLE murder. Someone wanted a free steak, didn't like this couple & took the opportunity to kill THREE birds (well two people & a cow) with one stone (moo).

    Someone PUSHED... THAT COW!!!
    Maybe the cow didn't feel like pushing back

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    News story of the year. What are the odds? Couple nearly killed by falling cow.

    Quote Originally Posted by hammadown View Post
    Maybe the cow didn't feel like pushing back
    Maybe it was Dennis & it didn't feel anything to push back against

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    News story of the year. What are the odds? Couple nearly killed by falling cow.

    ummmm....it said cow was euthanized at the scene. that means its dead.

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    News story of the year. What are the odds? Couple nearly killed by falling cow.

    Quote Originally Posted by SVRACER01 View Post
    ummmm....it said cow was euthanized at the scene. that means its dead.
    Correct, you get a cookie.

    But I take the cookie away cuz i said it survived the FALL.

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    News story of the year. What are the odds? Couple nearly killed by falling cow.

    OK. well when you are in an accident and youre a vegetable i will look to your parents and say "at least he survived the crash".

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    News story of the year. What are the odds? Couple nearly killed by falling cow.

    That's fine, but you gotta add "MOOOOOOO!" at the end just cuz it'd confuse the hell outta em.

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    News story of the year. What are the odds? Couple nearly killed by falling cow.

    It's definitely weird, but to qualify as news story of the year I really think it would need to involve midgets somehow.

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    News story of the year. What are the odds? Couple nearly killed by falling cow.

    well, they WERE driving a MINIvan

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    News story of the year. What are the odds? Couple nearly killed by falling cow.

    600 pounds in a year? I thought only Sally Struthers could gain that kinda weight? Maybe Kirsty Alley?

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