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Night out

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    aka Johnny Valve Stem need4speed's Avatar
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    Night out


    A couple was going out for the evening. They'd gotten ready, all dolled up,
    dog put out, etc. The taxi arrives, and as the couple start out, the dog
    shoots back in the house.

    They don't want the dog shut in the house, so the wife goes out to the taxi
    while the Husband goes upstairs to chase the dog out.



    The wife, not wanting it known that the house will be empty explains to the
    taxi driver: "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother."



    A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I took so long"
    he says. "Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a
    coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to
    wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching and biting me as I hauled
    her ass downstairs and tossed her in the back yard!

    She better not shit in the vegetable garden again!"

    The silence in the taxi was deafening.

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!
    John
    LRRS\CCS #714
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    Night out


    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

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