no ocifer i'm not tink as u drunk i am?!

[oreo_n2]

Starkle starkle little twink
who the hell u are i think
i am under what you call
the alcofluence of incohol
i am just a li'l slort of sheep
i'm not drunk like tinkle peep
i dunno who is me yet
but the drunker i stand here
the longer i get
just give me one more drink
to fil me cup
cuz i got all day sober to sunday up.

just a little poem i used to use all the time for sobriety tests in college after doing funnels. the test part i could not pass right now. i am trying an speriment. i am drinking Jack and coke on someone's recmondation. and its hittin me hard.... fast. i am usually a beert drinker. this is fun, i can hear the words slurring in my mind, but not when i type. hahahaha.
ok time for bed, i will give a full scientific report of hangover status in the morinng to see how this compartes to beer. thats all i can really compare aagainst at the moment.
good night!

[Frankenstein]

Well? WELL?! How ya feelin'? I got tanked up nicely on J&C last night and I feel like a million bucks this morning.

[twrayinma]

aaaahhh, whiskey... nectar of the gods...

did i mention that my wife got me a bottle of Maker's Mark for our anniversary last month?
now *that's* a woman.
-t

[oreo_n2]

well i have to admit, i am feeling pretty damn snappy. i overslept a bit... cause i forgot to set the alarm clock in my stammered state. NICE! No internal unpleasantries and no case of the stupids. very good! the only thing i have to comment on is teh soda??? Holy shit, four or five glasses of coke and i was wired like a fucking ligth bulb last night... along with drunk. a very entertaining combo. HAHAHAHAHaA

i just reread some of the babbling from lasst night too, very entertaining. i love it when i amuse myself so effectively.

[Frankenstein]

Yep, that's the other good thing, you get HYPER drunk...so you can have fun and not get too sloppy. Glad it worked!

[Stoneman]

Another non-hangover drink my future bro-inlaw recently intro'd me to is Captain & ginger ale. Yip, I thought it sounded pretty fargin' rude too. But I'd be damned if it gives me a hangover. Funny thing is, I HATE ginger ale! Hee hee...I'm liking that future brother in-law more & more...

[Edited on 5/3/02 by Stoneman]