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no ocifer i'm not tink as u drunk i am?!

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    no ocifer i'm not tink as u drunk i am?!

    Starkle starkle little twink
    who the hell u are i think
    i am under what you call
    the alcofluence of incohol
    i am just a li'l slort of sheep
    i'm not drunk like tinkle peep
    i dunno who is me yet
    but the drunker i stand here
    the longer i get
    just give me one more drink
    to fil me cup
    cuz i got all day sober to sunday up.

    just a little poem i used to use all the time for sobriety tests in college after doing funnels. the test part i could not pass right now. i am trying an speriment. i am drinking Jack and coke on someone's recmondation. and its hittin me hard.... fast. i am usually a beert drinker. this is fun, i can hear the words slurring in my mind, but not when i type. hahahaha.
    ok time for bed, i will give a full scientific report of hangover status in the morinng to see how this compartes to beer. thats all i can really compare aagainst at the moment.
    good night!


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    no ocifer i'm not tink as u drunk i am?!

    Well? WELL?! How ya feelin'? I got tanked up nicely on J&C last night and I feel like a million bucks this morning.

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    no ocifer i'm not tink as u drunk i am?!

    aaaahhh, whiskey... nectar of the gods...

    did i mention that my wife got me a bottle of Maker's Mark for our anniversary last month?
    now *that's* a woman.
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    no ocifer i'm not tink as u drunk i am?!

    well i have to admit, i am feeling pretty damn snappy. i overslept a bit... cause i forgot to set the alarm clock in my stammered state. NICE! No internal unpleasantries and no case of the stupids. very good! the only thing i have to comment on is teh soda??? Holy shit, four or five glasses of coke and i was wired like a fucking ligth bulb last night... along with drunk. a very entertaining combo. HAHAHAHAHaA

    i just reread some of the babbling from lasst night too, very entertaining. i love it when i amuse myself so effectively.



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    no ocifer i'm not tink as u drunk i am?!

    Yep, that's the other good thing, you get HYPER drunk...so you can have fun and not get too sloppy. Glad it worked!

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    no ocifer i'm not tink as u drunk i am?!

    Another non-hangover drink my future bro-inlaw recently intro'd me to is Captain & ginger ale. Yip, I thought it sounded pretty fargin' rude too. But I'd be damned if it gives me a hangover. Funny thing is, I HATE ginger ale! Hee hee...I'm liking that future brother in-law more & more...

    [Edited on 5/3/02 by Stoneman]

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