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Is this the place for parenting advice??

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    Tie me up not down Jaynnus's Avatar
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    BWAHHHHHHHh.......I about pissed myself....

    Last night I was doing some laundry and as usually I gotta empty the pockets of my sons jeans...he always has a bunch of junk in there. So, I grab his jeans reach in the pocket and pull out a handful of stuff. An eraser about the size of a pea, two pencils about 1" long, a rubber band, a candy wrapper and three peices of contruction paper rolled into tiny balls. Now normally I just toss it all in the trash, but for some reason I decide to unroll the little pieces of paper. The first on is red and it says nothing...trash...the second one is yellow and it says 'sex'...gasp....oh well....the third one is red again and I open it up and it says 'suck my dick'....HOLY SHIT.....WTF do I do now??? Ok, first I have to stop laughing my ass off but then what??

    The boy just turned 9. The same one that I caught searching the internet for 'boobies' when he was 8!!!!



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    NO!!

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    give him a high 5 and a beer!!!

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    Originally posted by oreo_n2
    give him a high 5 and a beer!!!
    yup

    guess he wasn't hungry.

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    Swears and phrases like that are gold to a kid that age. Just saying a word or phrase within 50 feet of an adult means have you balls of steel and are a "cool" kid on the playground.

    If it were me, I wouldn't tell him I found anything. I would have a little chat about how people who say curse words a lot and have trucker mouths get less respect. It may not be true, but it'll sound pretty cool to a little kid, especially if it comes from someone other than the parent figure (older brother, younger uncle, or essentially any guy who has something the kid thinks is cool like a motorcycle or fast car). Little boys hold the opinions of people like that in the HIGHEST regard and will do most anything, including what you as a parent want, to impress them. Since they have that bike or car, they are the coolest, especially if they wanna have a "man-to-man" with the kid. Have the "role-model" offer responsibility to the kid to be the one who doesn't always use those and is more a man because of it. It's amazing how well this works on boys most of the time......

    Then again, what do I know? My parenting skills involve spraying my cats with a squirt bottle when they claw my bed at 4:00am.

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    I'm so jealous of kids these days. When I was that age, it was a total score if you snagged one of your old man's porn mags. Now all they have to do is type "boobies" into google, and they get kick ass porn.

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    Hey Iglu..... did you miss this part?

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    Originally posted by highsider
    I'm so jealous of kids these days. When I was that age, it was a total score if you snagged one of your old man's porn mags. Now all they have to do is type "boobies" into google, and they get kick ass porn.
    me too me too..

    and ya..wtf we got screwed....finding porn was like finding gold when I was a kid...the best we had was old dirty ass ripped up mags...


    and whatever was under my uncles bed

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThisBitch View Post
    From my experience, its the natural red heads (aka gingers) that have no soul--- I mean are crazy.

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    Originally posted by highsider
    I'm so jealous of kids these days. Now all they have to do is type "boobies" into google, and they get kick ass porn.
    Hey Try this it works better ( So I have heard! )

    www.booble.com

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    Originally posted by Half Squid
    Hey Try this it works better ( So I have heard! )

    www.booble.com
    no wonder your right arm is twice the size of your left.... [IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=single+guy/v=2/SID=e/l=IVS/SIG=11fl266pc/*-http%3A//www.jokeboard.com/images/nodate.jpg[/IMG]

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThisBitch View Post
    From my experience, its the natural red heads (aka gingers) that have no soul--- I mean are crazy.

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    Originally posted by Jaynnus
    Hey Iglu..... did you miss this part?



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    Hey, you posted, and me posting a reply means less real work to be done!

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    Originally posted by bigred875
    no wonder your right arm is twice the size of your left....
    No it's not anymore, I have learned that it feels like someone else is doing it when you switch hands and invert the stroke.. ( I mean someone told me... )

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    No it's not anymore, I have learned that it feels like someone else is doing it when you switch hands and invert the stroke.. ( I mean someone told me... ) [/QUOTE]

    ...........and if you place your other hand over the top, it's like you're bottoming out!

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    lol...you guys have a lotta spare time...and some fine techniques I see..lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThisBitch View Post
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