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    No my penis is not small

    Itís perfectly average.

    But thanks to our man xrocket21 (who hooked me up with his dealer who happened to get an extra allocation rather unexpectedly), I too have ordered a new truck.

    ETA from Ford is 5/19/17.


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    Re: No my penis is not small

    Congrats man

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    Re: No my penis is not small

    Woweee


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    Re: No my penis is not small

    WTF does a guy gotta do to get one... besides pay 10k over lol

    Uber jealous, congrats

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    Re: No my penis is not small

    What kinda oil you gunna run in that?

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    Re: No my penis is not small

    Sweet. When are we going rock crawling?

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    Re: No my penis is not small

    Excellent

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    Re: No my penis is not small

    Quote Originally Posted by xxaarraa View Post
    It’s perfectly average.

    But thanks to our man xrocket21 (who hooked me up with his dealer who happened to get an extra allocation rather unexpectedly), I too have ordered a new truck.

    ETA from Ford is 5/19/17.



    Im hyped for both of us!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MFChop View Post
    WTF does a guy gotta do to get one... besides pay 10k over lol

    Uber jealous, congrats
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheIglu View Post
    What kinda oil you gunna run in that?
    Definitely Rotella T6. I made sure to check with Ford that the motor was compatible with Rotella before I placed the order.

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    Sweet. When are we going rock crawling?
    As soon as I get the sides wrapped in 3M film, just tell me where to meet you. Pin stripes and trail scratches drive me nuts and I spent countless hours on paint correction, wet sanding, polishing bullshit over the years on the Toyota. Not doing that again, especially with a black truck.

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    Re: No my penis is not small

    Of all the things I am looking forward to on this truck, the best thing is the "pro trailer backup assist"

    This thing promises to over compensate for my complete lack of skill in backing up trailers. My damned kendon jacknifed on me so many times and even gouged my bumper a couple of times. Not anymore Kendon, not any more!


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    Quote Originally Posted by xxaarraa View Post
    It’s perfectly average.
    We'll be the judge of that... wait, what?

    Congrats!

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    Re: No my penis is not small

    You guys are crazy. That's like a whole season of racing money, for a truck.

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    Re: No my penis is not small

    The short trailers are the biggest pain in the ass. Especially with a longer wheelbase truck. A kenda has to be the worst. I bet even the software will struggle with that one. Longer trailers like the one in that demo are way easier.

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    Re: No my penis is not small

    Quote Originally Posted by nhbubba View Post
    The short trailers are the biggest pain in the ass. Especially with a longer wheelbase truck. A kenda has to be the worst. I bet even the software will struggle with that one. Longer trailers like the one in that demo are way easier.
    Backing up my chip truck with the chipper is tricky, once you see it, its too late.

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    Re: No my penis is not small

    its great until you forget about nose swing and youre too busy watching tv to notice youre about to bounce the front of the truck off something

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    Re: No my penis is not small

    Quote Originally Posted by nhbubba View Post
    The short trailers are the biggest pain in the ass. Especially with a longer wheelbase truck. A kenda has to be the worst. I bet even the software will struggle with that one. Longer trailers like the one in that demo are way easier.
    I attached a riser post to each of the back corners of my trailer, made it much easier to back up

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    Re: No my penis is not small

    Beautiful

    I'd give up a few inches for that

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    Re: No my penis is not small

    Quote Originally Posted by SVRACER01 View Post
    its great until you forget about nose swing and youre too busy watching tv to notice youre about to bounce the front of the truck off something
    Well, that's for other folks that park near Garage 15 to worry about

    Did you guys catch the dude on the video? His title is "chassis control supervisor" He's not even just a chassis control engineer, he's a supervisor! He must know what he's talking about.

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    Re: No my penis is not small

    I love the look of these but come on Ford, I need a full size bed.. and for that reason I'm out.

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    Re: No my penis is not small

    Quote Originally Posted by xxaarraa View Post
    Well, that's for other folks that park near Garage 15 to worry about
    mental note, dont park near garage 15

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swizz View Post
    I love the look of these but come on Ford, I need a full size bed.. and for that reason I'm out.
    This is what I thought too, but I dont miss it...No my penis is not small-20160823_122008-jpg

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    Re: No my penis is not small

    Are the vehicles one drives really an indicator of shortcomings? I think so....



    ..... and I drive a white, 2 door, little, BMW if you were wondering.

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    Re: No my penis is not small

    Quote Originally Posted by maxim_X View Post
    Are the vehicles one drives really an indicator of shortcomings? I think so....



    ..... and I drive a white, 2 door, little, BMW if you were wondering.

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    Yeah, but you have the kissiest face.

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    That bimmer is nice.







    Does it come with a matching purse?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chippertheripper View Post
    Yeah, but you have the kissiest face.
    12/10 would kiss.

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