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    Re: No my penis is not small


    if I was feeling l small this might help along with the ford Ram 1500 Rebel TRX - Special Edition Truck

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    Re: No my penis is not small

    Quote Originally Posted by maxim_X View Post
    Are the vehicles one drives really an indicator of shortcomings? I think so....



    ..... and I drive a white, 2 door, little, BMW if you were wondering.

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    wish I still had my old E-21, 450k miles and still ticking, till a tailgating asshole in a Ford truck came along

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    Re: No my penis is not small

    Quote Originally Posted by RandyO View Post
    wish I still had my old E-21, 450k miles and still ticking, till a tailgating asshole in a Ford truck came along
    450k on a BMW? Original engine and tranny?

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    Re: No my penis is not small

    Quote Originally Posted by Gixxer View Post
    450k on a BMW? Original engine and tranny?
    yep, on an '82 320i with M-10 1766cc K-Jetronic FI engine & 5spd standard tranny, I'd prolly have a million miles on it by now


    not mine, but a spittin image, same color, same stock bottlecap wheels

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    Quote Originally Posted by MUZ720 View Post
    if I was feeling l small this might help along with the ford Ram 1500 Rebel TRX - Special Edition Truck
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    You'd been better off with Front wheel drive and snow tires.

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    Re: No my penis is not small

    Quote Originally Posted by maxim_X View Post
    Are the vehicles one drives really an indicator of shortcomings? I think so....



    ..... and I drive a white, 2 door, little, BMW if you were wondering.

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    If this were the case, I'd need a 3rd leg on my pants. Unfortunately it's not. Just means I drive a little chick car.

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    Re: No my penis is not small

    In this picture, the 1 almost looks larger than the 3. How has that thing been as far as reliability? A 335 I know of had so many problems it was ridiculous. HPFP, coils, ABS sensors, and more. Those plurals are accurate.
    Quote Originally Posted by maxim_X View Post
    Are the vehicles one drives really an indicator of shortcomings? I think so....



    ..... and I drive a white, 2 door, little, BMW if you were wondering.

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    Re: No my penis is not small

    Quote Originally Posted by wiggeywackyo View Post
    In this picture, the 1 almost looks larger than the 3. How has that thing been as far as reliability? A 335 I know of had so many problems it was ridiculous. HPFP, coils, ABS sensors, and more. Those plurals are accurate.
    The 1 and 3 are similar chassis with the 1 being shorter. I just picked up the 135 and traded that grey 330i in the picture for it. The first years of the n54 twin turbo cars like the older 135 and 335 had some teething issues like the hpfp. But, since then they have been pretty reliable. The 135 I got has the n55 single turbo motor which people report it more reliable. Personally I haven't had the car long enough to re how it's going to be with me. It is my 4th BMW and though they rarely leave you stranded there are little issues with all of them that you have to keep up with. It's worth it when you're behind the wheel.

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    Picked it up today.

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    Ford says no towing for first 1000 miles, so I can't ride till I can put 1000 miles on this thing.

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    Wait, you skipped out on us over a FORD?!

    My Christmas card list is getting damn short these days...

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    Dogs love trucks....

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    Re: No my penis is not small

    Quote Originally Posted by Kurlon View Post
    Wait, you skipped out on us over a FORD?!

    My Christmas card list is getting damn short these days...

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    Re: No my penis is not small

    This one seems to be holding up pretty well. Seen in San Diego.


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    Welcome to the family!

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    Re: No my penis is not small

    Quote Originally Posted by xxaarraa View Post
    Of all the things I am looking forward to on this truck, the best thing is the "pro trailer backup assist"

    This thing promises to over compensate for my complete lack of skill in backing up trailers. My damned kendon jacknifed on me so many times and even gouged my bumper a couple of times. Not anymore Kendon, not any more!

    I can't afford $50,000 to back up a trailer. I guess I'm still going to have to find places to pull through.

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    OK so I've put about 1600 miles on the new truck so far. I love this thing.

    Thought you guys would like to hear about the "pro trailer backup" assist feature. You take 4 measurements of your trailer and go through setup - fairly straightforward and takes about 10 minutes. Then you throw it in reverse, hit the button and it looks for the marker sticker you place on the tongue of your trailer. Then it takes over the steering (since steering is electric, it can do that). Since it has measurements, you cannot jackknife trailer.

    You just look in the screen and turn a knob - right if you want the trailer to go to passenger, left if you want the trailer to go to driver side. I thought it would be confusing but once I tried it, it was actually pretty intuitive.

    I have to backup my trailer to the end of a driveway on a fairly busy street with cars parked on both sides. Using the backup feature to initiate the turn onto the driveway is a lot easier than trying to do it myself. Like Ox said, nose swing is a factor, but its quite easy to manage and the system can be overridden at anytime by just taking control of steering.

    I'm a believer.

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    OK so went wheeling in the raptor for the first time yesterday. It did great! Other than scraping the running boards regularly, and an odd ding or two on the skids, the truck did surprisingly well for a rock crawling trip in the tight North East Class VIs. Yes, breakover is an issue and the width even more so, but neither was a deal breaker.








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    Ok, you get full points for owing a truck setup like that but actually USING it as intended.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kurlon View Post
    owing a truck
    Now that's funny. I agree though, wheel it if ya got it.

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    I mean props for using it the way it was intended ... but damn wheelin with a $50K truck a month after buying it? Whew!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kurlon View Post
    Ok, you get full points for owing a truck setup like that but actually USING it as intended.
    Come on man, thought you knew me by now. I use everything I own fully as intended. No time for garage queens.

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    OK, just turned over 15k miles in this truck. As a life long Euro snob, it pains me to admit it. But this Ford truck is the best all around car I have ever owned. Makes for a GREAT GT car - quiet, 650 mile range, soft ride, all the toys, incredibly roomy. Went overlanding in Northern Maine recently and the Raptor makes for a great overlanding platform too.

    I plan on getting an onboard air setup as well as a dual battery setup with zero guage wiring to a 2000W inverter in the bed to run small appliances (Keurig, Microwave) for times when I don't want to boot up the generator (i.e., side of the road stops).














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    Re: No my penis is not small

    Imagine how nice it would be in the cool tundra with a beard...

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    Eh, the tundra is forest green. It’s not that cool, more of an old man’s color.

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