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    For those of you who were fortunate to have daughters ONLY, be glad.... be very, very glad...

















    And you also find out very interesting things when you have sons, like ....

    1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq ft. house 4 inches deep.

    2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

    3.) A 3-year old boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

    4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

    5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

    6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

    7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

    8.) Brake fluid mixed with White King bleach makes smoke, and lots of it.

    9.) A 6-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

    10.) Certain Legos will pass through the digestive tract of a 4- year old boy.

    11.) 'Play Dough' and 'microwave' should not be used in the same sentence.

    12.) Super Glue is forever.

    13.) No matter how much Jelly you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

    14.) Pool filters do not like Jelly.

    15.) VCR's do not eject Peanut Butter & Jam sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

    16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

    17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

    18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odour is.

    19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

    20.) The fire department in East Melbourne has a 3-minute response time.

    21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

    22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

    23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

    24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

    25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the White King and brake fluid !

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    And for those of us that are lucky enough to have neither.


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    My favorite was you going through T2 with your eyes closed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pittenger5 View Post
    And for those of us that are lucky enough to have neither.

    good god

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    This one is awesome


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    Quote Originally Posted by Pittenger5 View Post
    And for those of us that are lucky enough to have neither.

    I have a bottle of vodka in my closet that looks exactly like that. It is reserved for just such underage girls who don't know the fucking difference whilst I drink the Ketel.

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    ^^^^^^ Looks to me like they got the cheap plastic bottle vodka......jenkins or some shit

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    Ahh, Poland Springs / Austin Liquor brand vodka, I know it well

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pookie View Post
    My favorite was you going through T2 with your eyes closed.

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    I'm fucked I have 3 boys!

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    Don't worry too much...maybe they'll hook up with those jailbait girls

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    I like this one too


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    Quote Originally Posted by KillBill View Post
    ^^^^^^ Looks to me like they got the cheap plastic bottle vodka......jenkins or some shit
    Yes. Generic vodka for the underagers. SKOL vodka in this case.


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    Quote Originally Posted by mmracer37 View Post

    25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the White King and brake fluid !
    I was actually wondering if it mattered the type of bleach you use. Since I don't have any "white king" bleach, only Clorox

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    Quote Originally Posted by fasterthanu View Post
    I was actually wondering if it mattered the type of bleach you use. Since I don't have any "white king" bleach, only Clorox

    Give it a shot.............and let me know

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    ^^^

    I feel extra dirty looking at that one

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    that's why i changed it to the shotgun picture

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