A priest was hearing confessions, and needed to go to the bathroom badly. He motioned to one of the alterboys to take his place in the confessional until he returned. He said, here is a list of sins and the pennance for each, listen to the confessor, find the sin on the list and tell them their pennance.
A woman came in , kneeled down and confessed to having anal sex 5 times in the last week. The alter boy looked down the list and couldn't find it, He stuck his head out and called to the other alter boy, Hey what does father give for anal sex?
Well, he gave me a coke and a candy bar last week..............