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any other programmers out there?

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    Lifer oreo_n2's Avatar
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    Mar 2002
    Amherst, NH

    any other programmers out there?

    God the Computer Programmer.

    You know, many important theological questions are answered if we think of God as a Computer Programmer.

    Q: Does God control everything that happens in my life?
    A: He could, if he used the debugger, but it's tedious to step through all those variables.

    Q: Why does God allow evil to happen?
    A: God thought he eliminated evil in one of the earlier versions.

    Q: What causes God to intervene in earthly affairs?
    A: If a critical error occurs, the system pages him automatically and he logs on from home to try to bring it up. Otherwise things can wait until tomorrow.

    Q: Did God really create the world in seven days?
    A: He did it in six days and nights while living on cola and candy bars. On the seventh day he went home and found out his girlfriend had left him.

    Q: How come the Age of Miracles Ended?
    A: That was the development phase of the project, now we are in the maintenance phase.

    Q: Who is Satan?
    A: Satan is a MIS director who takes credit for more powers than he actually possesses, so people who aren't programmers are scared of him. God thinks of him as irritating but irrelevant.

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    ultrabuddy twrayinma's Avatar
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    Apr 2002

    any other programmers out there?

    oh, how i wish i didn't find that funny.

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    The only "intuitive" interface is the nipple.

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