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Being properly equipped.

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    I've lost this kind of battle too many times.



    A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.

    Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his
    wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
    Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he
    wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM.

    He left it where he knew she would find it.

    The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.
    Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.


    The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."






    Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

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    Being properly equipped.

    Originally posted by Mr. E. Squid
    Dude, ALL women are born with a PHD in "relationships"
    Don't you mean "manipulation"

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    But when we ride very fast motorcycles, we ride with immaculate sanity. We might abuse a substance here and there, but only when it's right. The final measure of any rider's skill is the inverse ratio of his preferred Traveling Speed to the number of bad scars on his body. It is that simple: If you ride fast and crash, you are a bad rider. If you go slow and crash, you are a bad rider. And if you are a bad rider, you should not ride motorcycles.


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    Being properly equipped.

    isn't it ironic that it is called MANipulation?

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    the only normal people are the ones you don't know very well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThisBitch View Post
    From my experience, its the natural red heads (aka gingers) that have no soul--- I mean are crazy.

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    Being properly equipped.

    Originally posted by patricia929
    isn't it ironic that it is called MANipulation?
    that's just slang... it used to be "WOE, MANipulation!" before it got shortened...

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    Being properly equipped.

    ok, i'm starting my own list

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    the only normal people are the ones you don't know very well.

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    Being properly equipped.

    Originally posted by patricia929
    ok, i'm starting my own list
    you see? you guys always win!

    note: I've forwarded the above joke to my wife... haven't heard back on her take on it yet...

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    Being properly equipped.

    Originally posted by hohum
    Don't you mean "manipulation"

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    Last edited by Jaynnus; 11-12-04 at 05:26 PM.

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    Being properly equipped.

    Originally posted by bemused

    note: I've forwarded the above joke to my wife... haven't heard back on her take on it yet...
    and apparently, you never will.

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    Being properly equipped.

    Originally posted by twrayinma
    and apparently, you never will.
    smartass.

    email constitutes non-verbal comm, ya gimpy, dislocated euro-snob, you...

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