Brains
Lisa, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and, while there, went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.
After a while, several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and her eyes closed, and both hands behind the back of her head.
One customer, who had noticed here on his way into the store, became concerned when he came out 40 minutes later and saw her in the same position. He walked over to her car and noticed that Lisa's eyes were open and that she had very strange expression.
He asked her if she was okay.
Lisa replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.
Using his cell phone the man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Lisa refused to remove her hands from her head.
When they finally got in, the paramedics found that Lisa had a wad of bread dough on the
back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot,and the wad of dough had hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until
the man noticed and came to her aid.
Last edited by Rabid1; 11-13-02 at 03:13 PM.
No fuckin' way!!! That's TOOOO damn funny!
Did you grit your teeth and try to look like Clint Fuckin' Eastwood?
Or did you lisp it all hangfisted like a fuckin' flower?
HAHAHAHAH I love that one!
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From the sound of things I don't think she had anything to worry about!!
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