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    wow... that ninja musta been totally sweet. he must have the REAL ULTIMATE POWER! to be able to kill everyone in the diner...

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    No dude, he killed everyone in the WHOLE TOWN!

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    I think I'm gonna make Off-Topic my new home. I'll welcome new peeps and post shit in the website/forum info area from time to time, but this forum rocks. Hands down, the best one here!

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    bah.
    diner, town, whatever.
    he still has the REAL ULTIMATE POWER!

    what you didn't hear in the story, though, is once he was done flipping out and killing everyone, he totally rocked out really sweet on the guitar.
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    There's some hilarious shit on that site, for sure. hahahaha...my buddy Chris (CQ7String) found that site a few years ago. It never stopped being funny.

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    re: holy crap

    Originally posted by T-595 Greg
    hey JC...
    got a picture to go with this wave file?


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    Testimonial:

    Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

    And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    If you don't believe that ninjas have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.

    Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee).

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    TESTIFY!

    i wanna be a ninja so i can wail real hard on the guitar.

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    hahahahahaha

    Ninja Story.

    I was up in the mountains once, training and wailing on my axe, when I heard a rustle in the trees. I looked over and there was this totally sweet bird pretending to be a ninja. I thought it was totally sweet, so I tried to call it over, but it flew away. Then this totally hot chick came out of nowhere and started telling me how she just crapped her pants when she saw me training and she totally wanted to pork me. So, I popped like 28 boners, and she grabbed like 14 or 18 of them and threw them down the mountain. I still had like 59 boners left, so I was getting all ready to start porking this totally hot chick, but when I looked back, she was gone and that totally sweet bird was back. I tried to get it to land on 42 of my boners, but instead it started pecking my eyes out. I totally flipped out and started kicking it, but this bird was totally sweet and I didn't even kick it once. Then it pushed me down the mountain and I fell like 9000 miles, because it was a really tall mountain because that's the only place you can do totally sweet ninja training. I almost died, but right before I got to the bottom, I flew away and went to my secret ninja cave, where I crapped my pants a bunch of times. I found out later that the totally sweet bird and the totally hot chick were actually both this totally awesome ninja named Ninjawreck. I never saw him again, but I heard he killed a bunch of people.

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    this shit is hilarious!!!!



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    P.S. And sport fuckin' a Ronald McDonald statue in front of small children, until you drill a whole through it so HARD! that it comes to life, bursts into flames and gives birth to a gross of stark white rabid miniature poodles with reverse mowhawks, of which half explode and the rest eat the statue, you, the children, each other and then explodes; is against the posting guidlines in the Ninja Forum....and is probably against the law in most states as well. Good luck dying

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    Holy fuck I'm dying here! HAHAHAHAH!!!!

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    you better chill out there or i will FLIP!!! and do some flying, crap my pants, beat you to a pulp with my ninja TOOLS, then chop off your head. just for the fun of it. and i wont even think twice about it!!!!!


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    Stop it man, your scaring me and shit.

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    ok so i came home and drank some jack and cokes and continued reading the ultimate power thing.... anyways, long story short... this is a funny little video when drunk... about 6 megs long.


    Nunchuck like michealangelo!!!!!!


    get up, get up, put the body in motion!!!!!

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