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Things Real Men Don't Say

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    Things Real Men Don't Say

    1. I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherfucker.
    2. No, I don't want another beer. I have to work tomorrow.
    3. Her tits are just way too big.
    4. Sometimes I just want to be held.
    5. That Rosie O'Donnell chick gives me a boner.
    6. Sure! I'd love to wear a condom.
    7. We haven't been to the mall in ages, let's go shop and I'll carry your purse.
    8. Screw Monday Night Football, let's watch "Ally McBeal".
    9. It's late. Put your clothes back on and I'll take you home.
    10. Honey, I'm going to the store, do you need more tampons?
    11. I know you just blew me, but I need a kiss.
    12. I'm sick of beer, give me a fruit juice with a lemon twist.
    13. Great, your mother's coming to stay with us again.
    14. I wonder if my gorgeous neighbor knows that her drapes are open when she's getting ready for bed? Maybe I should tell her.
    15. No way, you weeded the garden last week. It's my turn.
    16. Better get rid of these old Penthouse magazines. I don't look at them anymore.
    17. I understand.
    18. This movie has way too much nudity.
    19. Damn, we're late for church!
    20. No! I don't want to see your sister's new tits.
    21. Damn these onions, pass me a tissue.
    22. Put some panties on for Christ's sake.
    23. Eat something!! You are starting to look like a Victoria's Secret model!!
    24. Don't pick that up, I got it.
    25. Happy Anniversary!!!
    26. Hey, isn't today your mothers birthday?
    27. Let's talk, I miss talking.
    28. Gay men have rights too!
    29. I am just too tired to have sex again today!
    30. Are you losing weight, sweetie?

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    Things Real Men Don't Say

    Pricelss! Fuckin' priceless...

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    Did you grit your teeth and try to look like Clint Fuckin' Eastwood?
    Or did you lisp it all hangfisted like a fuckin' flower?

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