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Redneck Man's pick up lines

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    Redneck Man's pick up lines


    1) Did you fart?
    cuz you blew me away.

    2) Are yer parents retarded?
    Cuz your something special.

    3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea.
    I can't hold it in.

    4) Do you have a library card?
    cuz I'd like to sign you out.

    5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
    cuz I can see myself in em.

    6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel,
    I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

    7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
    but beauty's only a light switch away.

    8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
    Woman - "WHAT?"
    Man - "I just wanted to say something that
    would break the ice."

    9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
    but I bet I can make yer " bed-rock."

    10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find
    him?
    I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

    11) Yer eyes are as blue & pretty as window
    cleaner.

    12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
    we kin sleep til afternoon.

    and.... the best for last!

    13) Yer face reminds me of a
    wrench,......................every time I
    think of it my nuts tighten up.

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    Redneck Man's pick up lines

    I going to use thoses.....

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    Its an Italian bike...Ive had (have?) a few

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    Redneck Man's pick up lines

    what's sad is that I've actually heard one or two of those in practice...

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    Quote Originally Posted by newgixxerchic View Post
    what's sad is that I've actually heard one or two of those in practice...
    Yeah but were they tryin to talk to you, or just make you go away :

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    I never said they were directed at me...

    Quote Originally Posted by hammadown View Post
    Yeah but were they tryin to talk to you, or just make you go away :

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    Quote Originally Posted by newgixxerchic View Post
    what's sad is that I've actually heard one or two of those in practice...
    You spend a lot of time at tractor pulls, don't ya?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChrisNoF4i View Post
    You spend a lot of time at tractor pulls, don't ya?
    its not my fault that i was born in oklahoma...

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    # 9 is classy

    #8 will be used this weekend

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    Quote Originally Posted by newgixxerchic View Post
    I never said they were directed at me...
    Touche

    Quote Originally Posted by Smooth R6 View Post
    #8 will be used this weekend
    Best part is I know you aren't kidding.
    Can we get a hidden cam in on this? I need something fun to watch monday morning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hammadown View Post
    Touche



    Best part is I know you aren't kidding.
    Can we get a hidden cam in on this? I need something fun to watch monday morning.
    its spelled touche'

    someone supply me with a spy cam

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smooth R6 View Post
    its spelled touche'

    someone supply me with a spy cam
    No its not an apostrophe, its an accent aigu which is a slanted line going up and to the right over the e. :

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    Quote Originally Posted by newgixxerchic View Post
    GFY to both of you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smooth R6 View Post
    GFY to both of you
    now thats just not nice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by newgixxerchic View Post
    its not my fault that i was born in oklahoma...
    Oklahoma huh? Was stationed there at Fort Hell...I mean Sill...really FLAT land out there. Went to my first strip joint there.

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