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Revenge. Yes.

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    Just Registered Quigs's Avatar
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    Revenge. Yes.

    ...Is a dish best served by a high-pressure watergun.

    Background: My driveway has wires that run directly over where I park. Birds shit all over my car just about every day.

    So I'm at teh car wash today, and there's a bird's nest up in the corner with about 40 pidgeons in it. One of them flies out and shits on my fucking car AS I'M WASHING IT, then gracefully starts to fly back up to it's roost. I blasted that little bitch right out of the air from about two feet away and slammed it into the wall, dazing it, and then proceeded to hot wax it for about a minute. It flew away eventually... But I feel GOOD right now.

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    Mrs. Frankenstein
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    Revenge. Yes.

    I'm really really crackin' up but hot wax?!?! that's just cruel lol

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    Revenge. Yes.

    I would have dazzed it then proceded to stomp on it.....rats with wings!

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    If it aint broke,break it!

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    Revenge. Yes.

    I would have stunned it then shit on it myself..............there ya fuck how do you like beling shit on

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    Kosher Assassin Stoneman's Avatar
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    Revenge. Yes.

    Bwaaaa haaaaa haaaa!!! Shitting on a bird???!!!??? Now THAT'S poetic justice!!! Bwaaaaa haaaaa haaaaa...

    And I hope my dog steps in dog shit too. Just once...

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    FYYFF theothersean's Avatar
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    Revenge. Yes.

    Yeh, skippy stepped in dog shit before, sweet revenge Right? Wrong, he tracked it into the house

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