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    Ryan Lochte Says...


    Click the quote to move onto the next one. This kid is about as sharp as a bowling ball.
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    Re: Ryan Lochte Says...

    I hate to lose. I like winning.


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    Re: Ryan Lochte Says...

    ryan locht is a douchnozzle
    27 year old frat boy who thinks he will always be the center of attention

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    His parents are just as ridiculous. His father was saying if Phelps wasn't around, Ryan would be a walking history book. I'm willing to bet he self implodes before the next Olympics.

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    Re: Ryan Lochte Says...

    Way to wear a grill on the podium. Thanks for representing the USA.

    Huge DB.

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    Re: Ryan Lochte Says...

    Wasn't it his mom who said that Ryan needs to be single because his swimming career takes too much of his time and it is better that he has one night stands. WHAT?

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    Re: Ryan Lochte Says...

    you guys like need to stop like hating on the guy. like he's just a regular like asshat

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    Re: Ryan Lochte Says...

    "Always reach for the moon cuz if you slip up you will be a star" Wow... can someone hit this kid with a mack truck? he may get a little smarter

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    Re: Ryan Lochte Says...

    I've had stuff grow under my nut-sack that's smarter than that clown......

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    Re: Ryan Lochte Says...

    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle Snake View Post
    I've had stuff grow under my nut-sack that's smarter than that clown......
    Ryan Lochte Says "It may be smarter, but it cant swim faster"

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    Re: Ryan Lochte Says...

    Is Ryan Lochte any different than the majority of his self-absorbed and clueless generation? Plus, he's basically been kept in a pool for his entire life.

    Self-awareness, thoughtfulness and grace are not requirements for swimming really fast.

    He could learn a lot from Oscar Pistorious...

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    Re: Ryan Lochte Says...

    I almost feel bad for the guy. It's one thing to have an unspoken reputation for not being the sharpest, but to have articles written about it.. damn. I'd venture to say that a lot of us wouldn't be naturals at interviews either. Dude's relishing his time in the spotlight and bringing home the hardware. It's not my style, but I don't think the guy deserves to be rebuked.

    At least his "Jeah!" catchphrase/hashtag is somewhat amusing:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cO4lG6tRAHs

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    Re: Ryan Lochte Says...

    The millions in endorsements this dude is pissing away every time he opens his mouth is amazing.

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    Re: Ryan Lochte Says...

    I think you guys are forgetting that these days the dumber and more outspoken you are, the more successful you will be.

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    Re: Ryan Lochte Says...

    We're trying to forget, but the dumb and outspoken keep reminding us.

    Michael Phelps must love this because he come off looking like Aritstotle compared to this tool.

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    Re: Ryan Lochte Says...

    Listen to Toucher and Rich on 98.5. Fred kills this guy. Hilarious!

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