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Best old school NESR inside joke... Nominations

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    Don't forget Sausagefest!

    (M*A*N* cation)

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    "It's going to cost him 200 bucks if I'm the designated driver."

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    Quote Originally Posted by RyanNicholson View Post
    I miss the Kham haikus...
    Kham got a ticket.
    Kawasaki is too fast.
    The man kills his fun.

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    guy who wanted to start said riding group with patches which turned into....

    Dong patches

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    Some of the stuff naked daytrader said was fairly amusing.

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    Where's the video of lobby treats? I know you still have it.

    And who on here shaved their balls and ass crack and told the story about it.

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    This topic should have closed out with "Discuss"

    & There's got to be something we are forgetting from Stonerstock, or a Drunkathon!!!

    The Hot Tub Story was hilarious at the time!

    If a tank was mushroom stamped it was certainly Stoneman, and I do know somebody kissed it, Who was it??

    And Wait you mean to tell me Degsy isn't Irish??? (Whodathunkit)

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    Quote Originally Posted by OreoGaborio View Post
    Taking nominations for a NESR poll... Start churning the memory banks.

    I nominate a few low-hanging fruit ones...

    Tom Brady is Mediocre
    Degsy is Irish? I thought he was Australian.
    CBRKnight (everything about him)
    Just get a couple of guys to lift it
    TrickyMike's tricky cat

    And because they are required for every NESR poll:
    Beet is Naked
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    I dunno what most of these are...

    kinda glad

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    *grabs crotch*

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    Just gonna leave this here. Spend a few minutes reliving the first few pages, completely worth it, and still my vote for best thread.

    Congratulations GixerJockey (NWS For Naked Dudes!!)

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    Baaaahahahaha. I had forgotten about many of these. Well done.
    And fuck that fucking cat.

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    And what happened to Chr|s Sedition? He was a good dude. This forum is way too hetero these days.

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    KB touches himself

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    Degsy isn't Irish?....

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    Quote Originally Posted by nt650hawk View Post
    KB touches himself
    It's about the size of a Red Bull can. Around...

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    I like knowing that the lobby treats lady is out there, somewhere, making me feel less bad about my questionable lifestyle choices.

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    there's a reason the lobby of my office is the forest

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    Quote Originally Posted by bryco13 View Post
    Just gonna leave this here. Spend a few minutes reliving the first few pages, completely worth it, and still my vote for best thread.

    Congratulations GixerJockey (NWS For Naked Dudes!!)
    unfortunately all the pics are gone of omar being naked on it. so it dulls the gold a bit

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    There's a link in there.

    The internet is forever.

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    Tolga the Rat.. or

    Tolga showing us he can get his knee down at a stop sign

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    the thread with all the PKisms.

    And Fluffy the Squirrel's obituary.

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    Every thread Firefly started. RIP sir.


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    Then theres the classic NWS Jro(d) thread.

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    My favorite was you going through T2 with your eyes closed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dhuze View Post
    Every thread Firefly started. RIP sir.


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