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    Bikeless Prick
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    Oh the dilemnas we face.

    My friends, I am broke. My future wife has taken the checkbook, my wallet, my spare change jar and my testicles. All expenses must now be approved by her. Unfortunately after paying for the parts the other day she got a little upset. She did tell me how nice they turned out and how pretty they're gonna look hanging on the garage wall. She's cut me off financially.

    So, I'm turning to my kind hearted motorcycle brethren. I'm lowering myself and begging for your charity. You see... I'm really a nice guy and if you help me pay for the rest of my repairs I promise to be very entertaining and also to tell each of you how great of a rider you are and how nice yoru bike is.

    I hope you can see it in your hearts to share some of your wealth. I do except paypal, money orders, travelers checks and cash. Please don't send any personal checks.

    I appreciate your generousity and look forward to your contribution. My goal is $10,499... (oddly enough the same amount as a new CBR954)!

    I also have a bridge for sale if anyone's interested.

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    Freak Posting snowborder's Avatar
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    Why don't you just get right to the point. Go to Daytona and hang a fucking sign on yourself " Will Give Sex for Bike....."
    oh wait she's got your testicles too.. Damn your fucked. Send your donations to ....."

    [Edited on 1/25/02 by snowborder]

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    Freak Posting snowborder's Avatar
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    My contribution will be to send you some hardware in the mail for free eh?

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    FYYFF theothersean's Avatar
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    Hey rich,
    Is this the same chick with the big boobies, you were going to parade around the pool?
    perhaps you can charge admission to something like that.
    Butt perhaps the slutting at bike week may be profitable as well. If you use your hand and mouth at the same time, you can double your productivity.
    -sean-
    00zx7R

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    Kosher Assassin Stoneman's Avatar
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    Oh the dilemnas we face.

    My friends, I am broke. My future wife has taken the checkbook, my wallet, my spare change jar and my testicles....
    Hmmm....that sounds more like a future EX-wife!!!

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    Did you grit your teeth and try to look like Clint Fuckin' Eastwood?
    Or did you lisp it all hangfisted like a fuckin' flower?

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