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    seriously...


    where the FUCK is greg?

    i'm piling all this shit on him, for no reason? no response?

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    seriously...

    vaca somewhere warm i suspect

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    Re: seriously...

    Originally posted by twrayinma
    where the FUCK is greg?

    i'm piling all this shit on him, for no reason? no response?
    !!!!

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    seriously...

    Originally posted by zombie
    I'm not kidding I mean it he is actually working.
    and he paid you *how* much to say so?

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    seriously...

    Originally posted by zombie


    seriously I'm not kidding I mean it he is actually working.


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    nah cant b workin hope he's ok

    Originally posted by twrayinma
    and he paid you *how* much to say so?

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    seriously...

    Mick, you don't have to lie for Greg. Guys, Greg is recuperating at home and he's unable to type because of his injuries.

    Some of you probably know that Greg works at Contender US, a sail maker. Greg used to be a sail maker, sewing all day, but moved up in the world and now he's, what, a salesman or a manager or something?

    Anyway, Greg's been having a lot of personal issues lately and like that old TV movie, Network, he just wanted to scream at the top of his lungs, "I'm sick of this and I'm not going to take it anymore!!"

    Greg did what he knows best, he pulled a bedsheet off of his bed, grabbed his sewing needle and began sewing a message that he was going to drape over the roof of his house...

    Unfortunately, it's been a long time since Greg has had to use his sewing skills and things did not go as planned. First of all, Greg's put on a little weight since his sewing days, and that damned thimble wouldn't fit over his pudgy thumb any more. Secondly, Greg lives near the ocean and some of his sewing needles have become rusty. Put these two things together and, well, it's easy to see how someone who's passed on a tetenus (sp?) shot can get lockjaw.

    Greg ended up poking himself with that rusty needle over and over again. He sat there, bleeding, frustrated, but like any man with a mission he trudged on through the pain. Until he passed out. Greg was rushed to the hospital and placed under 24 hour guard; you see, they thought Greg had tried to commit suicide. Slowly. It had taken 7 days of undauting needle pricks to finally cause a problem. Greg's friend's (his circus midget neighbor and the donut maker at the local Dunkin' Donuts) came to his aid and convinced the authorities that Greg was not a danger to himself.

    As proof to the authorities, Greg's friends brought along the nearly completed sign that Greg had been working on. The sign hung proudly in Greg's hospital room where he recovered. Greg was released within the last day or two, but the injuries to his fingers have resulted in separately bandaged fingers which keep him from his typing ways.

    The sign? Well, his friends hung it over the house for him, even though it wasn't completed.

    I'M HERE, I'M QUEE

    Let's all respect Greg's wishes and let him recover in peace. And also, let's remember that Greg would apparently like to be called by his new name, "Quee".

    Get well, Greg. Ya homo.





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    seriously...

    AAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

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    seriously...


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    seriously...

    =>greg

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    seriously...

    dude, you have worked very hard and waiting a long time for the chance to use that one huh?!?!?
    good one!

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    seriously...

    Boy, is Greg ever going to do something to your ass when he gets back...
    heh heh

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    seriously...

    Originally posted by Jankster
    Boy, is Greg ever going to do something to your ass

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    Originally posted by Jankster
    Boy, is Greg ever going to do something to your ass when he gets back...
    heh heh
    It's called bowing down and kissing it!

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    seriously...

    dude, that was AWESOME!



    frank, can you change his title to "quee?"

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    seriously...

    Bwaaaaaaa haaaaaaaa haaaaaaa!!!

    T-595 Quee?

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    Did you grit your teeth and try to look like Clint Fuckin' Eastwood?
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    seriously...

    Welcome back, Quee.

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    seriously...

    So...the Americas cup is now land locked, huh?
    When they win 5-0, is it still called a sweep? or do they have a sailors term? Swab?

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    Oh! So you did have a hand in it!!
    Cool!!

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    T-595 Quee!!! Bwaaaaaa haaaaaa haaaaaa!!!

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    seriously...

    Originally posted by T-595 Quee
    ... he just can't take no for an answer... semen slupin' silver bike riding homo that he is
    yet another sad case of "pot calling kettle black syndrome"



    gay-ass triumph rider!






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    Originally posted by T-595 Greg
    oh, and Jay... go fuck yourself
    HA! This coming from the Quee?

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    seriously...

    ever notice that greg sees gay people everywhere he looks?

    ever heard of "projection?"

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    seriously...

    Originally posted by T-595 Greg
    gay ass Triumph rider? I'd say THAT is the pot calling the kettle black coming from a homo ITALIAN bike rider
    you're really pulling at straws now huh Quee?!
    Shirley, thats not the best you could come up with.


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    seriously...

    Oreo called him Greg,"Shirley"!!!!

    *Jankster falls out of chair*

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