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I think I set a new record!

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    I think I set a new record!


    Some short penised shitbird on a Harley yelled, "Get a real bike!" at me today. The kicker is, the bike was on my trailer behind my car at the gas pump. I bought the bike during the winter and stored it at work until today and have not even ridden it yet...... He took off with about 120db of visceral manhood, music to everyones ears. I've heard it plenty of times but WTF!!! The bike was on my fucking trailer!!

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    Re: I think I set a new record!

    Congrats on the new ride !

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    Demand a re-appraisal of penis size!!

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    Re: I think I set a new record!

    if he wasn't wearing a vest it didn't count.

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    That bike is rad, that dude is a cunt, and I bet you have a Hogan!!!

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    Re: I think I set a new record!

    If he yelled "Get a real trailer!" He'd have a point.*

    * I have the sameish trailer....

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    Re: I think I set a new record!

    Quote Originally Posted by Rosco61 View Post
    Congrats on the new ride !
    Thanks!

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    Demand a re-appraisal of penis size!!
    Huh?
    Quote Originally Posted by Chippertheripper View Post
    if he wasn't wearing a vest it didn't count.
    He had a shiny NEW black leather(I think) vest on!
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    That bike is rad, that dude is a cunt, and I bet you have a Hogan!!!
    Thanks! I don't know what the last sentence means.
    Quote Originally Posted by Garandman View Post
    If he yelled "Get a real trailer!" He'd have a point.*

    * I have the sameish trailer....
    Yes he would. I tow with a Jetta Sportwagon and do 5 track days a year max. It sucks but it works. Hopefully it'll get to North Georgia and back next month.....

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    Re: I think I set a new record!

    Quote Originally Posted by Garandman View Post
    If he yelled "Get a real trailer!" He'd have a point.
    This.

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    Re: I think I set a new record!

    It was in reference to breakdirt916s message.... Imagine hulk HOGANs arm... Now imagine it between your thighs!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Garandman View Post
    If he yelled "Get a real trailer!" He'd have a point.*

    * I have the sameish trailer....
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    Re: I think I set a new record!

    If you were riding a real bike he wouldnt have said anything.

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    Re: I think I set a new record!

    I remember an instance when I had my 2003 FZ1 where it wouldn't start. I was pushing it through a gas station to a nearby Yamaha dealer when a Harley rider who was filling his tank up, turns toward me and smirked as I walked my bike past him. My response to that was "I'd rather be pushing this than riding that."
    Wiped that stupid look right off his face.


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    Fucktards. They're everywhere.

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    Re: I think I set a new record!

    I have two of those trailers!

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    Re: I think I set a new record!

    Perhaps someone should start a Harbor Freight trailer appreciation thread!

    Quote Originally Posted by union View Post
    If you were riding a real bike he wouldnt have said anything.
    Best comeback Evah!

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    Re: I think I set a new record!

    [QUOTE=Gixxer;1494572]It was in reference to breakdirt916s message.... Imagine hulk HOGANs arm... Now imagine it between your thighs!


    Handjob from hulk hogan???????!!!!!?????

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    Re: I think I set a new record!

    When you pass him on the side of the road say "Man, I wish I'd have bought a real bike".

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