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"Slumber parties..."

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    On Sunday, my wife went to a "slumber party" - this is the much hotter cousin to candle parties and tupperware parties.

    Check out "slumberparties.com" - basically, they have a party where only women are invited - no men, no kids. And they sell - SEX TOYS. Thats right, toys, creams, devices, lingerie, etc. My wife actually bought a lipstick that is shaped like a cock.

    They participated in such contests as seeing how far down their throat the banana could go. They tried out nipple creams in front of each other. They discussed what makes a good vibrator.

    HOW FUGGIN COOL IS THAT?!?!?!?!

    I just wish I'd had time to set up a hidden camera.......

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    Re: "Slumber parties..."

    Originally posted by highsider
    On Sunday, my wife went to a "slumber party" - this is the much hotter cousin to candle parties and tupperware parties.

    Check out "slumberparties.com" - basically, they have a party where only women are invited - no men, no kids. And they sell - SEX TOYS. Thats right, toys, creams, devices, lingerie, etc. My wife actually bought a lipstick that is shaped like a cock.

    They participated in such contests as seeing how far down their throat the banana could go. They tried out nipple creams in front of each other. They discussed what makes a good vibrator.

    HOW FUGGIN COOL IS THAT?!?!?!?!

    I just wish I'd had time to set up a hidden camera.......
    something about your wife and her sisterin the same room with their shirts off and trying nipple creams.....well....that's just fuggin hotttttttttt

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    "Slumber parties..."

    Ehhhh...SHIT! I'll be back in about 10 minutes. I gotta go, well....

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    Did you grit your teeth and try to look like Clint Fuckin' Eastwood?
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    So ya need a photo to spank off to?


    -Suf Daddy

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    Re: So ya need a photo to spank off to?

    Originally posted by Suf Daddy

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    Nope. Had my own picture in my mind. All better now...

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    Picture.............

    Wanna compare notes? LOL

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    "Slumber parties..."

    My woman has hosted them things in the past. If you host, you end up getting a significant discount on all sorts of "extra-curricular" toys

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