We all know those cute little computer symbols called
>>"emoticons" where
>>:)
>> > means a smile and :( is a frown.
>> >
>> > Sometimes these are represented by :-) and :-( or :^) and
>>:^( ,
>> > respectively.
>> >
>> > Well, how about some "assicons?" Here goes:
>> >
>> > (_!_) regular ass
>> >
>> > (__!__) fat ass
>> >
>> > (!) tight ass
>> >
>> > (_#_) sore ass
>> >
>> > {_!_} swishy ass
>> >
>> > (_o_) an ass that's been around
>> >
>> > (_x_) kiss my ass
>> >
>> > (_X_) leave my ass alone
>> >
>> > (_zzz_) tired ass
>> >
>> > (_o^o_) wise ass
>> >
>> > ( _ E=mc2_) smart ass
>> >
>> > (__|__) plumber's ass
>> > |====|
>> >
>> > (_$_) money coming out of the ass
>> >
>> > (_?_) dumb ass