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    GHOST POOP: The kind where you feel the poop come out, but there is no poop in the toilet.

    CLEAN POOP: The kind where you poop it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

    WET POOP: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.

    SECOND WAVE POOP: This happens when you're done pooping and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poop some more.

    POP-A-VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOP: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

    LINCOLN LOG POOP: The kind of poop that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

    GASSY POOP: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.

    DRINKER'S POOP: The kind of poop you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

    CORN POOP: Self explanatory.

    GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOP POOP: The kind where you want to poop but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

    SPINAL TAP POOP: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.

    WET CHEEKS POOP (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

    THE DANGLING POOP: This poop refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poop-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.

    THE SURPRISE POOP: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poop! Also known as a Shart.

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    One more poop!

    the fantom, the one that you think you stepped in. Look @ your shoe & nothing.

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    cold tire wheelie poop

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smooth R6 View Post
    cold tire wheelie poop
    the poop when you attempt a clutch wheelie in a yellow R6 with cold tires and shit yourself when the rear tire slides on you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DBConz View Post
    the poop when you attempt a clutch wheelie in a yellow R6 with cold tires and shit yourself when the rear tire slides on you.
    No, the poop when you attempt a REAL man's POWER wheelie on a red Tuono w/ cold tires, the front end comes up and THEN the rear tire slides on you.

    (yeah, that was... interesting)

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    Quote Originally Posted by OreoGitorio View Post
    No, the poop when you attempt a REAL man's POWER wheelie on a red Tuono w/ cold tires, the front end comes up and THEN the rear tire slides on you.

    (yeah, that was... interesting)
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    Thank you -- Priceless

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    Ha & I can say this, you kwow why.
    Quote Originally Posted by OreoGitorio View Post
    No, the poop when you attempt a REAL man's POWER wheelie on a red Tuono w/ cold tires, the front end comes up and THEN the rear tire slides on you.

    (yeah, that was... interesting)
    In turn spinning is even more fun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OreoGitorio View Post
    No, the poop when you attempt a REAL man's POWER wheelie on a red Tuono w/ cold tires, the front end comes up and THEN the rear tire slides on you.

    (yeah, that was... interesting)
    yeah....im just used to it now.

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    I"d be used to it too, but i'm having touble getting the rear to brake loose AFTER the front gets off the ground.... that's the tough part. Either it breaks loose & the front doesn't come up at all or the front comes up & the tire sticks... what gives?

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    Speaking of Poop...

    Nice post Doc


    How about the cold weather poop?

    When the front end washes and/or the rear slides at any time it feels fit

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    Column C

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    Quote Originally Posted by OreoGitorio View Post
    Column C

    Yeah I wish it was a joke though

    I ride to work in the am and lets just say the roads I'm riding are helping me learn how to handle slide control

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    I really love taking a nice poop.

    That is all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OreoGitorio View Post
    No, the poop when you attempt a REAL man's POWER wheelie on a red Tuono w/ cold tires, the front end comes up and THEN the rear tire slides on you.

    (yeah, that was... interesting)
    My bike doesn't power wheelie

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