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    What the hell do you do all day long? Do you work or not? I am on the board a fair amount but damn. What the hell do you do for work that you can be on all freakin day?

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    Re: Mr. E Squid

    Originally posted by Nikon
    What the hell do you do for work that you can be on all freakin day?
    absolutely nothing? just a guess...

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    Mr. E Squid

    Originally posted by Mr. E. Squid
    Actually, I addressed that within a particular post I threw up a couple days ago, but revoked due to the possibility of "wandering eyes"....

    I'm not quite sure how to explain what I do, other than I have a ton of time to do what I need to do, BUT, I can make no errors....

    i don't go into the CT forum much so if it was there then I wouldn't have seen it. I am on a fair amount here and it seems that an average of about 50 posts a day means that you either sit down all at once and post a ton of shit or you are on ALL THE TIME. Judging from what I have seen I think it's the latter.

    Since you have so much time to post why don't you enlighten us on what it is you do?

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    I am free all day. Does anyone want to ride?

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    Mr. E Squid

    Bah. My job as a drug dealer is considerably more interesting. And more profitable, too.

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    Originally posted by highsider
    Bah. My job as a drug dealer is considerably more interesting. And more profitable, too.

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    Mr. E Squid

    Originally posted by Mr. E. Squid
    ok fine.

    2 major categories: financial analysis, and research.

    basically, what does this number mean? what does this number mean with respect to that number? And does it make sense? This makes up maybe 33% of my job.

    research:

    i'm always proving/disproving/ mechanisms, concepts, theories with respect to various, mostly financial related, global structures, tax and legal opinions (for example: Mr. X lives here, here, and here, how do we set up this, this, and that?) I'm almost constantly reading (deciphering is more like it) US tax code/tax treaties, and sometimes, foreign tax codes. This makes up another 33%

    the final 33% is faaar more interesting. it's when I sit around in meetings, get presented with various problems, and try to come up with ways/ideas/concepts to break barriers. Pure discssion. You basically sit around all day and talk. the powers that be love this, because I'm not biased with years of experience. i can boil complex matters into simple parts, re-arrange them in certain ways, and put them back together in a better way.

    and that's about it in a nutshell...
    wow...uuummm.....i will leave that to you. you must be a smart guy. I'll stick to dealing with stupid drunk people, throwing them on the ground and handcuffing them... much more fun.

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    Mr. E Squid

    Originally posted by highsider
    Bah. My job as a drug dealer is considerably more interesting. And more profitable, too.
    i felt the same way but then i started using too much of my own product

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    Mr. E Squid

    Originally posted by Nikon
    i felt the same way but then i started using too much of my own product
    Dood! I keep telling you! Never get high on your own supply. What the fuck? I thought we had that covered...

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    Mr. E Squid

    Originally posted by Mr. E. Squid
    ok fine.

    2 major categories: financial analysis, and research.

    basically, what does this number mean? what does this number mean with respect to that number? And does it make sense? This makes up maybe 33% of my job.

    research:

    i'm always proving/disproving/ mechanisms, concepts, theories with respect to various, mostly financial related, global structures, tax and legal opinions (for example: Mr. X lives here, here, and here, how do we set up this, this, and that?) I'm almost constantly reading (deciphering is more like it) US tax code/tax treaties, and sometimes, foreign tax codes. This makes up another 33%

    the final 33% is faaar more interesting. it's when I sit around in meetings, get presented with various problems, and try to come up with ways/ideas/concepts to break barriers. Pure discssion. You basically sit around all day and talk. the powers that be love this, because I'm not biased with years of experience. i can boil complex matters into simple parts, re-arrange them in certain ways, and put them back together in a better way.

    and that's about it in a nutshell...
    So this is how it works. you spend 99% of your time working and the other 1% posting on this and other forums. It's a good thing you don't have more free time for posting.

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    Mr. E Squid

    Originally posted by Mr. E. Squid
    hey thanks Lord Nikon, but the fact of the matter is given enough time, you could probably do it. We all have our strengths and weaknesses, and my strengths are focused within a very specific area or two. Who's to say you couldn't do a better job if you were exposed to it? And it's really because of where I live, somewhat near Boston that allows for these types of jobs.
    mesa very bad with numbers. I would fuck it up somehow

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    Mr. E Squid

    Originally posted by Stoneman
    Dood! I keep telling you! Never get high on your own supply. What the fuck? I thought we had that covered...
    this was before that night that we met in the bar, and you took me home, stuck your thumb in my ass and straightened me out Jay. You taught me a very valuable lesson and I will never forget that. I was having some tough times...then little man came along and showed me the light...thanks Jay

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    Mr. E Squid

    Originally posted by Mr. E. Squid
    then again, i do have trouble picturing you in a shirt and tie...

    i did it for 10 months and then walked out of th place if that helps at all.......

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    Mr. E Squid

    Originally posted by Nikon
    this was before that night that we met in the bar, and you took me home, stuck your thumb in my ass and straightened me out Jay. You taught me a very valuable lesson and I will never forget that. I was having some tough times...then little man came along and showed me the light...thanks Jay
    You're welcome, pumpkin...

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