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Stock Market Terms Year 2008 & Beyond

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    Stock Market Terms Year 2008 & Beyond


    *CEO --Chief Embezzlement Officer.





    CFO-- Corporate Fraud Officer.





    BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.





    BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.





    VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower.





    P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.





    BROKER -- What my broker has made me.





    STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell.





    STOCK ANALYST -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock.





    STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.





    FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A guy whose phone has been disconnected.





    MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks.





    CASH FLOW-- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.





    YAHOO -- What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share.





    WINDOWS -- What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo @ $240 per share.





    INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -- Past year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse.





    PROFIT -- An archaic word no longer in use.

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    Re: Stock Market Terms Year 2008 & Beyond

    Quote Originally Posted by KillBill View Post
    BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.
    If only you knew how true this was....

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    Re: Stock Market Terms Year 2008 & Beyond

    Quote Originally Posted by KillBill View Post
    YAHOO -- What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share.

    WINDOWS -- What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo @ $240 per share.

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    Re: Stock Market Terms Year 2008 & Beyond

    Thanks I needed that laugh....

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