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T and Stoner... sitting in a tree...

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    T and Stoner... sitting in a tree...


    Once there was a little stoneman who lived in the country. He was parked at a reststop and had to use an outhouse. This other little one, t-, hated outhouses because they were hot in the summer, cold in the winter and *STANK* all the time. This one smeeled absolutely awful!!!!!! The outhouse was sitting outside a gas station on the bank of a creek and t- determined that one day he would push that outhouse into the creek.

    One day after everyone got petrol in the bikes, the creek was swollen so the little t- decided it was a good day to push the outhouse into the creek. So he got a large stick and started pushing. Finally, the outhouse toppled into the creek and floated away.

    That night stoner told him they were going to the woodshed after supper.(uh-oh) Knowing that meant a spanking(t- got excited and popped a huge boner), t- asked why. Stoner replied, "someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today. It was you, wasn't it?" T- answered yes. Then he thought a moment and said, "Stoner, I read in school once that George Washington chopped down a cherry tree and didn't get into trouble because he told the truth." Stoner replied, "well, George Washington's father wasn't in that cherry tree!"

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    T and Stoner... sitting in a tree...

    talk about artificially trying to inflate your post count.

    fukka

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    T and Stoner... sitting in a tree...

    you know his keyboard's sticky, now...

    next thing you know, he's gonna be posting "furry" stories, starring me.
    jeezus, dude, this was why i kept trying to wave you ahead on sat! i'm sick of seeing you in my rear-view w/ one hand on the bars and one in yer crotch!

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    T and Stoner... sitting in a tree...

    Dood. Never mind that once again, your feeble attempts at humor have failed you. That was weak, real weak. And just fuckin' strange. You may wanna consider leaving the original joke intact next time. It may just gethcya a coupla laughs for once...

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    T and Stoner... sitting in a tree...

    stonner-
    you're just lucky you had cheryl on the back, so he couldn't check out your ass, too.

    -t

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    T and Stoner... sitting in a tree...

    Bastard was still tryin' though...

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    T and Stoner... sitting in a tree...

    didn't i overhear him say "hey cheryl, why don't you try the falco for a few miles... i'll just snuggle up against jay"

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    T and Stoner... sitting in a tree...

    wow, walk away for two fucking minutes and it turns into oreo bashing again.

    geeze.

    fuck off you bunch of bastardizers!!!!

    after catching this little tidbit, i dont think it's *MY* keyboard anyone has to worry about.


    Originally posted by t-

    bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhahahahahahaa!


    that story was so sweet, it made me pop like 26 boners and crap my pants at the same time while trying to lure my mouse outta my butt with a paper towl roll and a lighter.


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    and who was asking who for ride when Cheryl tried to make off with the SV huh? huh?!
    thats right... you wanted to get on the stone mans tail huh!!!!!????!?!?!?
    we all saw it, you cant deny anything!!!

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    T and Stoner... sitting in a tree...

    i keep telling you, man... your homo-erotic fantasies have no place here!

    'specially the ones involving me... i'm a happily married man.

    you're just gonna have to wait until greg comes back.
    -t

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    T and Stoner... sitting in a tree...

    oh come on big boy, you and your gay euro bike want it.. just admit it!!!

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    T and Stoner... sitting in a tree...

    wait, *what* kind of machine you got, cookiebitch?

    other than the vibe in your top drawer, that is.

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    T and Stoner... sitting in a tree...

    Originally posted by cookiebitch
    oh come on big boy, i want you and your gay euro bike.. i admit it!!!
    see, there you go... proof is in the puddin'.

    or...

    something.

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    T and Stoner... sitting in a tree...

    you got a lotta work to do to get that post count up to a respectable number.


    and i got italian... thats different that euro trash. no really it is.

    oh and t- tell your lovely wife i need that drawer tool back damnit, shes gotta stop killing my batteries!!!! That *tool* is reserved for visits from your ma!

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    T and Stoner... sitting in a tree...

    's not what christina told me.

    she said that the only way you get off is with it crammed up yer cornhole.
    -t

    ps. she also said she faked every one with you.

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    T and Stoner... sitting in a tree...

    t- man, come on now, you can do better than second grade humor...


    geeze man, i thought you were college edificated!?!?!


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    T and Stoner... sitting in a tree...

    i wanted to make sure you'd understand...
    you know how confused you get when i get technical.

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    Hey Brent! Just curious here. What's with all the 'faggotizing' of all these threads lately? I mean, it was one thing to bastardize 'em like you do. But wut up with this new trend of yours. Is there an inner you that's finally escaping? Just wondering. It seems you're starting to display signs of a serious problem here...

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    i am gonna kick you, t- and greg right in the the teeth.

    its not me doing the faggotizing, but somehow you homo's keep draggin me into the mess. i just try to have a little fun making fun of people. nothing more, nothing less.


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    T and Stoner... sitting in a tree...

    Originally posted by oreo_n2
    its me doing the faggotizing. i just try to have a little fun making out with people. nothing more, nothing less.

    dude!
    we told you to fuckin' stop, already!

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    T and Stoner... sitting in a tree...

    creative quoting strikes again...

    Blast You All!!!!







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    T and Stoner... sitting in a tree...

    Originally posted by silent1
    All of yaz is fags.
    Yaz was NOT a fag!!!

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    bing 2 close 2 ny im not touching that 1

    Originally posted by Stoneman


    Yaz was NOT a fag!!!
    fuck baseball them fucks want all the $$$$ in the world. cost 2 mutch 2 go c a game.

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