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Once there was a little stoneman who lived in the country. He was parked at a reststop and had to use an outhouse. This other little one, t-, hated outhouses because they were hot in the summer, cold in the winter and *STANK* all the time. This one smeeled absolutely awful!!!!!! The outhouse was sitting outside a gas station on the bank of a creek and t- determined that one day he would push that outhouse into the creek.
One day after everyone got petrol in the bikes, the creek was swollen so the little t- decided it was a good day to push the outhouse into the creek. So he got a large stick and started pushing. Finally, the outhouse toppled into the creek and floated away.
That night stoner told him they were going to the woodshed after supper.(uh-oh) Knowing that meant a spanking(t- got excited and popped a huge boner), t- asked why. Stoner replied, "someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today. It was you, wasn't it?" T- answered yes. Then he thought a moment and said, "Stoner, I read in school once that George Washington chopped down a cherry tree and didn't get into trouble because he told the truth." Stoner replied, "well, George Washington's father wasn't in that cherry tree!"
Last edited by oreo_n2; 08-12-02 at 12:43 PM.
Brent LRRS #772
2006 KTM 560 SMR
talk about artificially trying to inflate your post count.
fukka
The only "intuitive" interface is the nipple.
you know his keyboard's sticky, now...
next thing you know, he's gonna be posting "furry" stories, starring me.
jeezus, dude, this was why i kept trying to wave you ahead on sat! i'm sick of seeing you in my rear-view w/ one hand on the bars and one in yer crotch!
The only "intuitive" interface is the nipple.
Dood. Never mind that once again, your feeble attempts at humor have failed you. That was weak, real weak. And just fuckin' strange. You may wanna consider leaving the original joke intact next time. It may just gethcya a coupla laughs for once...![]()
Did you grit your teeth and try to look like Clint Fuckin' Eastwood?
Or did you lisp it all hangfisted like a fuckin' flower?
stonner-
you're just lucky you had cheryl on the back, so he couldn't check out your ass, too.
-t
The only "intuitive" interface is the nipple.
Bastard was still tryin' though...![]()
Did you grit your teeth and try to look like Clint Fuckin' Eastwood?
Or did you lisp it all hangfisted like a fuckin' flower?
didn't i overhear him say "hey cheryl, why don't you try the falco for a few miles... i'll just snuggle up against jay"
The only "intuitive" interface is the nipple.
wow, walk away for two fucking minutes and it turns into oreo bashing again.
geeze.
fuck off you bunch of bastardizers!!!!
after catching this little tidbit, i dont think it's *MY* keyboard anyone has to worry about.
Originally posted by t-
bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhahahahahahaa!
that story was so sweet, it made me pop like 26 boners and crap my pants at the same time while trying to lure my mouse outta my butt with a paper towl roll and a lighter.
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and who was asking who for ride when Cheryl tried to make off with the SV huh? huh?!
thats right... you wanted to get on the stone mans tail huh!!!!!????!?!?!?
we all saw it, you cant deny anything!!!
Brent LRRS #772
2006 KTM 560 SMR
i keep telling you, man... your homo-erotic fantasies have no place here!
'specially the ones involving me... i'm a happily married man.
you're just gonna have to wait until greg comes back.
-t
The only "intuitive" interface is the nipple.
oh come on big boy, you and your gay euro bike want it.. just admit it!!!
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Brent LRRS #772
2006 KTM 560 SMR
wait, *what* kind of machine you got, cookiebitch?
other than the vibe in your top drawer, that is.
The only "intuitive" interface is the nipple.
see, there you go... proof is in the puddin'.Originally posted by cookiebitch
oh come on big boy, i want you and your gay euro bike.. i admit it!!!
or...
something.
The only "intuitive" interface is the nipple.
you got a lotta work to do to get that post count up to a respectable number.
and i got italian... thats different that euro trash. no really it is.
oh and t- tell your lovely wife i need that drawer tool back damnit, shes gotta stop killing my batteries!!!! That *tool* is reserved for visits from your ma!
Brent LRRS #772
2006 KTM 560 SMR
's not what christina told me.
she said that the only way you get off is with it crammed up yer cornhole.
-t
ps. she also said she faked every one with you.
The only "intuitive" interface is the nipple.
t- man, come on now, you can do better than second grade humor...
geeze man, i thought you were college edificated!?!?!
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Brent LRRS #772
2006 KTM 560 SMR
i wanted to make sure you'd understand...
you know how confused you get when i get technical.
The only "intuitive" interface is the nipple.
Hey Brent! Just curious here. What's with all the 'faggotizing' of all these threads lately? I mean, it was one thing to bastardize 'em like you do. But wut up with this new trend of yours. Is there an inner you that's finally escaping? Just wondering. It seems you're starting to display signs of a serious problem here...![]()
Did you grit your teeth and try to look like Clint Fuckin' Eastwood?
Or did you lisp it all hangfisted like a fuckin' flower?
i am gonna kick you, t- and greg right in the the teeth.
its not me doing the faggotizing, but somehow you homo's keep draggin me into the mess. i just try to have a little fun making fun of people. nothing more, nothing less.
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Brent LRRS #772
2006 KTM 560 SMR
dude!Originally posted by oreo_n2
its me doing the faggotizing. i just try to have a little fun making out with people. nothing more, nothing less.
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we told you to fuckin' stop, already!
The only "intuitive" interface is the nipple.
creative quoting strikes again...
Blast You All!!!!
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Brent LRRS #772
2006 KTM 560 SMR
Yaz was NOT a fag!!!Originally posted by silent1
All of yaz is fags.
Did you grit your teeth and try to look like Clint Fuckin' Eastwood?
Or did you lisp it all hangfisted like a fuckin' flower?
fuck baseball them fucks want all the $$$$ in the world. cost 2 mutch 2 go c a game.Originally posted by Stoneman
Yaz was NOT a fag!!!
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