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    If you were going to eliminate one race, what would you choose?












    Me? I’d pick the 800 meter: too long to be a sprint, too short to be a distance.

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    Guess who finally quit smoking today!

    Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi.....

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    When does a joke become a Dad joke?






    When it becomes apparent.

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    Good one - been three years since last posted.

    A reporter was interviewing Bobby Orr about present-day NHL teams. He was asked if he thought his old Bruins team could beat the present-day Ottawa Senators.

    “Yes.” Asked for a predicted score, he replied “1-0.”

    “Why such a low score?”

    “Well, most of us are in our 70’s.”

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    A slice of apple pie is $2.00 in Jamaica. In the Bahamas the cost is $2.50.

    These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

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