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    If you were going to eliminate one race, what would you choose?












    Me? I’d pick the 800 meter: too long to be a sprint, too short to be a distance.

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    Guess who finally quit smoking today!

    Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi.....

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    When does a joke become a Dad joke?






    When it becomes apparent.

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    Good one - been three years since last posted.

    A reporter was interviewing Bobby Orr about present-day NHL teams. He was asked if he thought his old Bruins team could beat the present-day Ottawa Senators.

    “Yes.” Asked for a predicted score, he replied “1-0.”

    “Why such a low score?”

    “Well, most of us are in our 70’s.”

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    A slice of apple pie is $2.00 in Jamaica. In the Bahamas the cost is $2.50.

    These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

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    I was drinking a Margarita when the waitress screamed, “Does anyone know CPR!”

    My buddy yelled back, “We know ALL the letters of the alphabet. And then we all laughed - well, except for one guy.....

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    If two Vegans get in a fight - is it still a beef?

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    Today I was invited over to a female janitor’s apartment to smoke weed.

    I declined. Can’t handle high maintenance women.

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    Due to quarantine I’ve decided that for the foreseeable future, I’ll only be telling inside jokes.

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    I went to MMI I know what Im doing here chief

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    I got caught masturbating with a pickle.
    I was Gherkin off

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    I saw a baguette in a zoo once. It was bread in captivity.

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    Did you grit your teeth and try to look like Clint Fuckin' Eastwood?
    Or did you lisp it all hangfisted like a fuckin' flower?

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    A Priest, an Imam and a Rabbit walk into a bar. The rabbit says "I might be a typo".

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    "Too bad ponies are assholes."

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