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    Quote Originally Posted by Garandman View Post
    “Meal Team Six.”
    Code 7 KFC, Immediate roll, IMMEDIATE ROLL!!!!!!

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    Too bad the only second chance they'll get is gonna come from a cardiac surgeon.

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    What’s the difference between Wuhan and Las Vegas?

    What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

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    Why was the logger arrested?

    He was guilty of “Treeson.”

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    Welcome to the annual meeting of the Flat Earth Society.

    The only thing we have to fear is sphere itself.

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    Why do cumshots drip into belly buttons?

    It's sea men trying to get to the navel base.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OreoGaborio View Post
    Why do cumshots drip into belly buttons?

    It's sea men trying to get to the navel base.
    Now that is a terrible joke!

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    Top comment to the joke above that I blatantly stole from reddit:

    What's 10 inches long, hard as a rock, full of semen and makes all of the ladies scream?

    The sock under my bed.

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    Apparently when you donate blood, it has to be your blood.

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    They just figured out a cure for Covid-19. It's a riot.

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    A buddies wife just threw a bottle of Omega 3 capsules at him.

    He only has super fish oil injuries.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Garandman View Post
    A buddies wife just threw a bottle of Omega 3 capsules at him.

    He only has super fish oil injuries.
    Where do you FIND these?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by number9 View Post
    Where do you FIND these?!
    They find me! But if you find any more bad fish puns, let minnow.

    There are similar threads on Advrider, and there’s a group called “Beyond The Far Side” on FB.

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    Posted on another forum: story about a guy (Alexander John Feaster) in OK who shot a young woman who stole the Nazi flag he flies in front of his house at all times.

    Best comment, “I'll bet she did nazi that coming.”

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    “Although fighting the enemy is considered normal, the Army frowns upon fighting among the troops. So much so that after one too many battles royal, my uncle was ordered to undergo a psychiatric evaluation in which he had to endure some odd questions. “If you saw a submarine in the Sahara, what would you do?”

    “Well, I’d throw snowballs at it.” he answered.

    “Where’d you get the snowballs?” the doctor asked.

    “Same place you got the submarine.”

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    I like my women like I like my COVID...

    19, breath-taking, and easily spread

    alternative punch-line:

    Passed around the nursing home.

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    Mike drop!

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    I’ve got a logistics joke but everyone just pretends to get it.

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    What do you call a bulletproof Irishman?














    Rick O'Shea.

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    The King of Spain is quarantined on his aircraft. Which means:

    “The reign in Spain stays mainly on the plane.”

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