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Terrible, terrible joke.......

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    Re: Terrible, terrible joke.......


    Quote Originally Posted by loudbeard View Post
    Why do police always get to the riots early?

    To beat the crowds.
    They're like red solo cups - it's not a party without them. Otherwise it's just a bunch of people awkwardly standing around.

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    Re: Terrible, terrible joke.......

    What do you eat when you're COLD and ANGRY?

    A BRRRRRRRRRGRRRRRRRRRRRR

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    Re: Terrible, terrible joke.......

    Now that is a properly terrible joke!

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    Actually, Itís kinda cold

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    My son is 4 years old and has been learning Spanish but still can't say "please"

    I think that's poor for four

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    I went to MMI I know what Im doing here chief

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    Re: Terrible, terrible joke.......

    William Shatner's line of women's lingerie was a failure.

    Apparently naming it "Shatner Panties" wasn't a wise choice.

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    What’s big, mean, and made of Kale?

    The Inedible Hulk

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    What’s the most populated island?

    Sicily, which has five million sicillion people...

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    Q. What is the difference between an Al Quada base and a Pakistani school?

    A. I don’t know, man, I just fly the drone.

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