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Things you can only say on Thanksgiving

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    Things you can only say on Thanksgiving


    Well Ok, most of us would say them anytime, but funny anyway:

    01. Talk about a huge breast!
    02. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
    03. It's Cool Whip time!
    04. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
    05. That's one terrific spread!
    06. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
    07. Are you ready for seconds yet?
    08. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
    09. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
    10. Don't play with your meat.
    11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
    12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
    13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
    14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
    15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
    16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
    17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
    18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!


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    Your kidding right. I say that shit every day.

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    Things you can only say on Thanksgiving

    Quote Originally Posted by beet View Post
    Your kidding right. I say that shit every day.
    Quote Originally Posted by MissTwisties View Post
    Well Ok, most of us would say them anytime, but funny anyway

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    Quote Originally Posted by beet View Post
    Your kidding right. I say that shit every day.
    you say "are you in the mood for dark meat" everyday?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred875 View Post
    you say "are you in the mood for dark meat" everyday?


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    Things you can only say on Thanksgiving

    Beet says:

    "I'm in the mood for a little dark meat...that's the biggest one I've ever seen! How long will it take after you stick it in?

    (a few minutes later...)

    Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!

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    Yep I like dark meat juicy

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    Things you can only say on Thanksgiving

    Anyone who fools around with my spinky, will never use there dinky again I'd fart & shred his meat

    Quote Originally Posted by MissTwisties View Post
    Beet says:

    "I'm in the mood for a little dark meat...that's the biggest one I've ever seen! How long will it take after you stick it in?

    (a few minutes later...)

    Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!

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