(Taken from that excellent piece of monthly literature, MAXIM)

... During a sermon, the preacher says to his congregation, "The Bible covers everthing. I challenge anyone to name a subject I can't find in the Good Book."

A woman in a back pew raises her hand and asks, "What about PMS?"

Caught by surprise, the preacher nervously thumbs through the Bible before exclaiming, "Oh, here it is: 'And Mary rod Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehen."

Q: What do you call tow lesbians in a closet?
A: A licker cabinet!