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    Well, I thought I met my match. Cheryl had asked me to see if I could work my magic at our local Volvo dealership a few weeks back, so recently I set to task. And I gotta tell ya. I thought my streak of deals had come to an end, and it looked as though we'd wait another year until we made the move to a NICE commuter for her...

    I'll spare ya'll the details, but suffice it to say that by some stroke of luck we ended up getting her dream for SIX GRAND off sticker AND they took her Hyundai in as trade! Granted, it took me a coupla weeks to break through their barriers. But once the wall started coming down, it all fell into place VERY nicely...

    So tonight, her 'fuck me' red Volvo will be sitting in front of it's new home all safe & sound like. Needless to say, she's one incredibly happy camper!

    Just thought I'd share that with my NESR family...

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    thats nice jay your not all bad


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    ps its time for me allso wify needs new cage

    cause i want a 2nd bike one hand washes the other bouth wash the face

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    Tough Nut To Crack...

    Now the "fuck me" part is that is that what you wnet through or are going to get and hold over her head for a while.

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    Tough Nut To Crack...

    Don't you mean "RAPE ME RED"?

    Fucken Volvo ownin' tree hugger.......

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    Tree hugger??? Me??? Um, yeah. That would explain the FOUR cord of wood I cut down and burn every year!

    And no, Scotty. We certainly didn't get fucked, THAT I can assure you. Did I? That my friend, I'll never tell...

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    Volvo? you might as well just buy her a mini van and get it over with. Oh wait she is a soccer mommy isn't she.

    Just kidding , congrats...........

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    kewl

    remind me to drag you along the next time I wanna make a good deal.

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    Tough Nut To Crack...

    Originally posted by theothersean
    Volvo? you might as well just buy her a mini van and get it over with. Oh wait she is a soccer mommy isn't she.
    DOH!!!

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    Originally posted by bemused
    kewl

    remind me to drag you along the next time I wanna make a good deal.
    Heh, heh. Yeah, I've been pretty lucky with wheeling & dealing these last coupla years. I hope I didn't just jinx me by sharing this with ya'll...

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    Tough Nut To Crack...

    1998 Superhawk w/ 5000 miles, Two Brothers exhaust, Double Bubble smoked screen, Scott's steering damper. Bought in the SUMMER of 2000 for $5K...

    2000 TL-R w/ 1100 miles, bone stock. Bought in the SUMMER of 2001 for $7500. Plus the DEALERSHIP gave me in trade what I paid for the Superhawk a year earlier (I kept the Scott's steering damper)...

    2001 Subaru Outback, auto, air, CD, etc. Sticker = $28,800. Paid $24,000...

    1984 Corvette w/ 27,000 (documented) miles. Bought in the SPRING of 2002 for under $5K...

    1999 GSXR 600, mildly damaged. Bought in the fall of 2002 for $2500...

    2003 Volvo S-40, auto, air, leather & wood, chrome, heated seats & mirrors, CD, traction control, low speed traction assistance, turbo, blah-blah-blah...... Sticker = $30,000. Paid $23,000...

    I feel my luck may be running out though...

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    Tough Nut To Crack...

    I feel my luck may be running out though...
    Put in yer own fucking plugs!!!!!!!






















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    Originally posted by PinHead
    Put in yer own fucking plugs!!!!!!!
    Ahhhhh, ya kak!

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    sand your own fuckin wall

    that will teach you ya git never tell

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    Hey ya kak! I DID my own sanding! Where were you?

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    bahh your luck holds then

    baked & missed i spect

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    micks a gi,t


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    Originally posted by t-square
    next time for you boyo its 45 and an harf
    and cut yer own bleedin rock
    volvo owning corporate blood sucking tree huggin lets play a fairy game like soccer YUPPIE.










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