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Toys...yeah, THAT kind of toys...

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    Hungry like a wolf... MissTwisties's Avatar
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    Toys...yeah, THAT kind of toys...


    So....boring in here tonight. I'm a sneaky little brat. I want to know what's hiding in your bedroom night stand.

    I'll start...

    pink jelly vibro (operating on ENERGIZER batteries!)
    anal beads
    anal lube
    hand cuffs (and not the ones with the fluffy thing...)
    dices (for playing sex games)
    cock ring
    martinet (horse wip)

    Might have something else too...can't remember. Everything is, of course, collecting dust. (hey, that's what it does to you after a few years of marriage...lolllll)

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    Toys...yeah, THAT kind of toys...

    Well I'm bored enough to post what is in my girlfriend's nightstand since I have nothing:

    -Some huge vib thing that she bought off some website that looks to be larger than a baby's arm (way too big to use, but funny to look at . She had no idea it was going to be that big)
    -2 jelly vibs, one with a bend at the tip for the G-spot apparently.
    -fuzzy handcuffs
    -a small leather whip
    -collar & leash
    -"Deep Throat" jell (supposed to numb the back of her tongue, though it apparently doesn't work)
    -and I just recently found out about her porn collection. She's a kinky little bitch and I only just recently found out about it

    -She also wants a double sidded thing just in case she decides to invite another girl.

    In the words of the great Mel Brooks, "Its good to be the king"

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    Latest issue of PC Gamer and the remote....


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    Littering and........
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    Toys...yeah, THAT kind of toys...

    All I got is some sort of vibrating cock ring that my wife got me for Christmas. We were all excited to use it, until the vibrating made my cock go numb and thus limp.

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    lol

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    Toys...yeah, THAT kind of toys...

    BTW, Miss, that sure is an uplifting sig you have there.....

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    Originally posted by Mr. E. Squid
    big deal, Bush is still President...




    You are obsessed with George Bush. You want to make hot man-monkey-love to him, dont you?

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    Originally posted by Mr. E. Squid
    hey, if i get a cabinet post out of it....

    then i can go hunt down all the liberals...
    LMAO....that's devotion to your political party......

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    Toys...yeah, THAT kind of toys...

    hey hey hey....fuck politics! This is MY THREAD. And we're talking about TOYS.



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    Toys...yeah, THAT kind of toys...

    Two french ticklers, two egg vibraters (her FAVORITE), two industrial size tubes of KY and one of them vibrating cock ring things like Highsiders got.

    Handcuffs, lotions, flavored lotions, etc.

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    Noooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

    Turn it off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL


    No night stand, no toys.

    Just lead and gun powder.......
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    Suf Daddy.



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    Toys...yeah, THAT kind of toys...

    Originally posted by Mr. E. Squid
    sex toys are boring....

    i'm like Larry Flynt, i like the 'plain vanilla sex'....
    Beggers can't be choosers.

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    damn V. you really wanna share? how bout pics of your boobs.

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    "fuckit!"

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    Toys...yeah, THAT kind of toys...

    Well there isn't anything in my nightstand except for some computer porn.

    I got some stuff for my gf tho. The pink jelly vibe included, I think that every girl has had one of those. Also a shiny chrome one with C batteries. That ones my favorite. Other than that not much. Tried a jelly cock ring but mine didn't vibrate so no numb cock. Either way it didn't do anything for either party involved.

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    i'll bite

    Springfield 1911 ultra compact locked and loaded with 2 full mags.......

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    Toys...yeah, THAT kind of toys...

    Well nothing in the night stand, but I do have a Double"D" on the other side of the bed.......

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    Toys...yeah, THAT kind of toys...

    SW99 and a SW Tactical .40 always ready whenever I might need them! Plus the remote for the TV, and some snowmobile mags! The nightstand on the other side has been vacant for awhile, but I'm currently accepting applications!

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    Toys...yeah, THAT kind of toys...

    nothing in the nightsatand, just scatered mags prolly 5, a few vids, and a sexy photo session the wife did Agian it ain't the toys it's the weapon

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    Toys...yeah, THAT kind of toys...

    One nightstand has various books, pen, paper, calendar, nail clippers, chap stick and some other various unneeded crap that I don't know where else to put. The other has a vacancy sign hanging out front

    Boring huh??

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    Toys...yeah, THAT kind of toys...

    Damn people... I'm boring.

    I've got the t.v. and dvd remote in the night stand.

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    I'm my wife's toy, she is mine...

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    Toys...yeah, THAT kind of toys...

    Originally posted by Stoneman
    I'm my wife's toy
    Better watch out when she goes to put the batteries in.....

    That is unless you like that sort of thing.....

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    Originally posted by Rice-rocket1
    Better watch out when she goes to put the batteries in.....

    That is unless you like that sort of thing.....
    Whatever it takes, bro. So long as she's happy...

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    Or did you lisp it all hangfisted like a fuckin' flower?

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    Originally posted by Rice-rocket1
    Better watch out when she goes to put the batteries in.....

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    Toys...yeah, THAT kind of toys...

    Box of new check books and registers, Kimber .45 custom classic, 2/3rd empty box of lifestyle ultra sensitive.

    ANd being newly single..as of last night I'm guessing they wont be used for atleast a week.

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