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Twrayinma... They classified your disease finally ...

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    Lifer oreo_n2's Avatar
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    Amherst, NH

    Twrayinma... They classified your disease finally ...

    A woman was very distraught at the fact that she did not have a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her. So, she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended she see the well-known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang.

    Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all you crose." The woman did as she was told. "Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room." Again, the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me." So she did.

    Dr. Chang shook his head slowly and said, "Your problem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates." Worried, the woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?" Dr. Chang looked the woman in the eye; and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your ass."

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    Brent LRRS #772
    2006 KTM 560 SMR

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    Kosher Assassin Stoneman's Avatar
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    Twrayinma... They classified your disease finally ...

    Jeezus guy, you need some new material...

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    Did you grit your teeth and try to look like Clint Fuckin' Eastwood?
    Or did you lisp it all hangfisted like a fuckin' flower?

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    Lifer oreo_n2's Avatar
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    Twrayinma... They classified your disease finally ...

    ok here is something a little newer....

    Doctor Bob had slept with one of his patients and had
    felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried
    to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense
    of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a
    while he'd hear that soothing voice, within himself,
    trying to reassure him:

    "Bob, don't worry about it. You aren't the first
    doctor to sleep with one of their patients... and you
    won't be the last. And you're single. Let it

    But invariably another voice would bring him back to

    Bob, you're a VET.

    or this one (yea i think i have seen this one before too) ....

    An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual
    > checkup. The doctor asks him how he's feeling. The
    > 80-year-old says, "I've never felt better. I have an
    > 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What
    > do you think about that?"

    > The doctor considers his question for a minute and
    > then begins, "I have a friend who is an avid hunter
    > and never misses a season. One day when he was going
    > out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his
    > umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the creek,
    > he saw a prime beaver sitting beside the stream of
    > water. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang'
    > and the beaver fell over dead. What do you think of
    > that?"

    > The 80-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else shot that
    > beaver."
    > The doctor replied ... "My point exactly."

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    Brent LRRS #772
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    Lifer SEVENSGT's Avatar
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    Warwick, RI

    Talking Here's My Fav

    A woman goes to the Doc for surgery all goes well, after the woman comes to, she asks 'Doctor when will I be able to resume my sex life?', the doc looks puzzled at her and replies 'That's the first time anyone has asked my that after a root canal!"

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