Because of my lust for sundry alcoholic beverages, I've been on the eternal search for The Cure for years now and I have tried EVERYTHING you could possibly think of. After years of exhaustive research, I've stumbled upon something quite by suprise...

Chicken flavored Cup-O-Noodles!!! Yes, I'm tellin' ya!!! Within 15 minutes of downing a cup of that golden meade, I felt like new again this morning! I had no idea that that little cup of gold held so many answers to life's quandries...

So next time you go out on a weeknight, make sure that packy next to work stocks these miracles. And try it, you'll be glad you did!!!