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    How to understand when I talk

    Or "How to sound like me" (Like you would want to????)...or "Brit-Phonics)


    http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2003011214,00.html


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    How to understand when I talk

    ahhh... that takes me back.

    'specially "innit", "fanks" & "oi"

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    "Oi, baahmaid, gizza pin' a laagah!, fanks luv"

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    How to understand when I talk

    Originally posted by Degsy
    "Oi, baahmaid, gizza pin' a laagah!, fanks luv"

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    "noice one, luv... nah gizza nudder fer me moyt, Broy-un."

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    You mean trouble and strife Mick, right?

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    How to understand when I talk

    Originally posted by zombie
    oi! answer the dog and bone it,s yer ball and chain ya plonker
    eh, couldn't stand a bruvver to a pint, couldja mate? oyd geddit meself, but I'm on the rock 'n' roll, an' all. pisser, innit?

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    Heh heh, that's great. I'm guessing most people can't understand a word of this.

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    AEROPLANE BLONDE - one who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a
    >black box'!
    >
    >BADLY PACKED KEBAB - a vulgar (but still excellent) term for the female
    >genitalia.
    >
    >BRITNEY SPEARS - Modern Slang for 'beers'. e.g. "Couple of Britneys please
    >Doreen".
    >
    >MUMBLER - an attractive girl in tight shorts or jeans, etc. i.e.you can
    >see the 'lips' moving but can't quite make out what they're saying.
    >
    >BRUCE LEE - erect nipple (as in, a hard Nip).
    >
    >BEER SCOOTER - the ability to get home after a night out on the booze and
    >not remember it. i.e. "I don't even remember getting home last night, I
    >must have caught the beer scooter".
    >
    >BUNNY-BOILER - an unhinged and overly possessive woman. From the rabbit
    >boiling scene in the film "Fatal Attraction". e.g. "I don't like the look
    >of that aeroplane blonde -- could be a bunny boiler".
    >
    >DRINK-LINK - a modern term for a cashpoint machine (ATM). Named so because
    >it is common to visit one before going out on the booze
    >
    >JOHNNY-NO-STARS - a young man of substandard intelligence, the typical
    >adolescent who works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from the
    >badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to
    >show their level of training.
    >
    >NELSON MANDELA - Rhyming Slang for 'Stella' (the lager).
    >
    >ONE IN THE DEPARTURE LOUNGE - the need to defecate imminently.
    >
    >PEARL HARBOUR - cold (weather). An example of it would be - "It's a bit
    >Pearl Harbour out there!" Meaning - there's a nasty 'nip' in the air.
    >
    >RAGMAN'S COAT - untidy and unkempt pubic hair. e.g. "That mumbler looks
    >quite fit but I bet she's got a kebab like a ragmans coat !"
    >
    >RELEASE A CHOCOLATE HOSTAGE - to defecate. e.g. " I've got one in the
    >departure lounge, so I'm just nipping out to release a chocolate hostage".
    >
    >SALAD DODGER - an excellent phrase for an overweight person.
    >
    >SKIN-CHIMNEY - see BADLY PACKED KEBAB.
    >
    >SWAMP-DONKEY - a deeply unattractive woman.
    >
    >TART FUEL or BITCH PISS - bottled Alcopops, e.g. Hooch, regularly consumed
    >by young women.
    >
    >UP ON BLOCKS - menstruating. i.e. Out of action, a bit like a car in a
    >garage. e.g. "I don't think I'll be in luck tonight lads,the missus is up
    >on blocks".
    >
    >WALLACE AND GROMIT - Rhyming Slang for 'vomit'.
    >
    >WYNONA RYDER - Rhyming Slang for 'cider'. e.g. "Pint of Wynona, half a
    >Nelson and a bottle of tart fuel please Doreen".

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    How to understand when I talk

    shit, most of the folk I knew over there were either from the Fens... or the Norfolk Broads-- I was lucky to understand a third of what they said.

    and that's the ones w/ all their own teeth!

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    Moochte' haben bier bitte'


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    How to understand when I talk

    Originally posted by RSVMILLE661
    Moochte' haben bier bitte'


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    Dutch? close enuff to Deutsch to be, aber ich weiss es nicht...

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    How to understand when I talk

    You mean you have a funny accent?? And I'm not talking about the one that people get in northern New England! Now I've got to meet ya...that's it!


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    Originally posted by bemused
    Dutch? close enuff to Deutsch to be, aber ich weiss es nicht...
    Cervesas por favor

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    Originally posted by RSVMILLE661
    Cervesas por favor
    dos mas, mi amigo

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    Taquila!!

    Ha!

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    Originally posted by zombie
    what a load of bleedin bollox
    aw, bugger off, ya bleedin poof!

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    pack a git wankers


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