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    Bikeless Prick
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    useless, but good reading while on the throne

    "There are nearly 150 new adult video titles released weekly" Nearly 1/2 starring yours truly.

    "A humpback whale's erect schlong is 10' long," ALMOST twice the size of mine! :o

    "67% of men prefer women who shave that thang" Count me as one of 'em, I hate pickin that shit from my teeth.

    "Vigorous sex burns between 100 and 200 calories" No JC & Stoneman, mono-sex doesn't count!

    "A well run strip club can gross as much as $5 million a year!" Hey Stoneman, is your home in a commercial zone?

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    Angry Gumball RandyO's Avatar
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    useless, but good reading while on the throne

    I hate pickin that shit from my teeth.




    If your pickin "shit" your at the wrong end

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    A man without a gun is a subject

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    Kosher Assassin Stoneman's Avatar
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    useless, but good reading while on the throne

    Bwaaaaa haaaaa haaaaaa!!!!!

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    Did you grit your teeth and try to look like Clint Fuckin' Eastwood?
    Or did you lisp it all hangfisted like a fuckin' flower?

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    Bikeless Prick
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    useless, but good reading while on the throne

    Hey, there is no "wrong end" it's all good!

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    useless, but good reading while on the throne

    Hey, there is no "wrong end" it's all good!
    Yeah baby!! YEAH!!!

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    useless, but good reading while on the throne

    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm the taint.

    --sean--
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    FYYFF theothersean's Avatar
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    useless, but good reading while on the throne

    oh, cleaned and free from hair of course.
    --sean--
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    Administrator Frankenstein's Avatar
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    useless, but good reading while on the throne

    HAHAH!!! Yeah, the shower/good scrubbin' is the obvious prerequisite.

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